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If Jesus was a Carpenter

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I saw something on line that said that there was an excavation going on of a Jesus era structure in Nazareth. It made me wonder about the posibility of finding something Jesus made by hand. So many questions:

 

Did he build houses (a framer)

Did he build furniture?

Did he ever hit his thumb with a hammer?

What did he say if he hit his thumb?

Was the stuff he made perfect?

Did he have a boss that complained about his work?

 

Is there anything wrong with wondering about this kind of stuff? I mean no harm. :angry:

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He would have been anorexic.

 

For those of you following at home, Mr. Lackman is refering to the drummer of the pop group "The Carpenters", Karen Carpenter, who was anorexic. :angry:

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I think it was boats mostly.... :angry:

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He is portrayed as building furniture in The Passion of the Christ.

 

Building or assembling like IKEA stuff?

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He is portrayed as building furniture in The Passion of the Christ.

 

Can you imagine finding one of his pieces! It would redefine priceless. :thumbsup:

 

I wonder if he identified his furniture with a makers mark.

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The ironic thing was that he ran a cross making company in Jerusalum.

 

Lake of fire for you. :(

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He was definitely a roofer.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Along with Manuel, Jorge and Juan.

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For those of you following in Rio Linda, Mr. Lackman is refering to the drummer of the pop group "The Carpenters", Karen Carpenter, who was anorexic. :(

:thumbsup:

 

 

her brother did score some good dope though!

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I saw something on line that said that there was an excavation going on of a Jesus era structure in Nazareth. It made me wonder about the posibility of finding something Jesus made by hand. So many questions:

 

Did he build houses (a framer)

Did he build furniture?

Did he ever hit his thumb with a hammer?

What did he say if he hit his thumb?

Was the stuff he made perfect?

Did he have a boss that complained about his work?

 

Is there anything wrong with wondering about this kind of stuff? I mean no harm. :(

:thumbsup:

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