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Are you flirting with me? :unsure:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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I dunno - is it working? :P

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I dunno - is it working? :P

Thats right, tongue my balls biotch, tongue my balls. :banana:

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Thats right, tongue my balls biotch, tongue my balls. :banana:

 

I got the impression mango wiggle was a gay man.

 

Now it all makes sense.

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I got the impression mango wiggle was a gay man.

 

Now it all makes sense.

 

i can be anything...it just depends on the price...

 

me love you long time nikki...

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i can be anything...it just depends on the price...

 

me love you long time nikki...

 

:wub: That's much better than the me love you 27 seconds I been getting lately. :wub:

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:wub: That's much better than the me love you 27 seconds I been getting lately. :wub:

 

27 seconds?

I'm assuming that's including the foreplay and post-snuggle...

otherwise, well that's just unheard of..

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:wub: That's much better than the me love you 27 seconds I been getting lately. :wub:

 

Don't start b!tching about tikigods again :nono:

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Don't start b!tching about tikigods again :nono:

Beat :wall: me :wall: to :wall: it :wall:

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I'm trying something new. Espresso flavored UV vodka. On the rocks. Not too bad. :cheers:

 

 

I may have to make a bulldog with it in the morning :banana:

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I'm trying something new. Espresso flavored UV vodka. On the rocks. Not too bad. :cheers:

 

 

I may have to make a bulldog with it in the morning :banana:

 

 

That shiit is good isn't it?

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I'm trying something new. Espresso flavored UV vodka. On the rocks. Not too bad. :cheers:

 

 

I may have to make a bulldog with it in the morning :banana:

 

espresso flavoured vodka...

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...why!?

i'd much rather a Disaronno and coffee in the morning

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That shiit is good isn't it?

I'm liking it now. Not so sure how I'll like it in the morning. :unsure:

 

 

It goes down easier than you. :shocking:

 

 

Wanna fock?

 

 

 

Again?

 

 

 

:wub:

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espresso flavoured vodka...

...

...why!?

i'd much rather a Disaronno and coffee in the morning

 

 

Can't stand the focking commercials :music_guitarred:

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Can't stand the focking commercials :music_guitarred:

 

pfff...who watches commercials anymore? downloads make them obsolete!

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I'm liking it now. Not so sure how I'll like it in the morning. :unsure:

 

 

It goes down easier than you. :shocking:

 

 

Wanna fock?

 

 

 

Again?

 

 

 

:wub:

 

Who have you been talking to???? :unsure:

 

Someone's a little horny tonight................

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pfff...who watches commercials anymore? downloads make them obsolete!

 

 

Mango wiggle.... What's your story? Haven't seen you 'round these parts before.

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Someone's a little horny tonight................

 

 

Yes, yes I am. :)

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Mango wiggle.... What's your story? Haven't seen you 'round these parts before.

 

What would you like it to be nikki?

Firefighter? Cop? Temptress? Midget with a saddle?

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Yes, yes I am. :)

 

I'm sure there's a keyhole somewhere around your house that needs some lovin'.

 

Also............. go bang your wife for Christ's sake before your cack stops working due to espresso vodka.

 

What would you like it to be nikki?

Firefighter? Cop? Temptress? Midget with a saddle?

 

Can you be Josh Holloway?

 

This bored is quite strange.

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What would you like it to be nikki?

Firefighter? Cop? Temptress? Midget with a saddle?

 

 

don't forget baby...pony play...salty cracker...furries...eel sex...

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Can you be Josh Holloway?

 

This bored is quite strange.

 

are you prepared to sacrifice yourself to get me off the island?

..wait...is this a flash foward? sideways? backwards? into JJ's butt?

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Also............. go bang your wife for Christ's sake before your cack stops working due to espresso vodka.

 

 

 

 

Been there. Done that. Next? :banana:

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Been there. Done that. Next? :banana:

 

 

27 seconds is not sex...lol...it is maranating

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You gots some stamina for your age, eh?

 

 

doubtful....lol

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You gots some stamina for your age, eh?

 

 

I used to use the werd 'gots' all the time. People used to get pizzed at me for it. :cheers:

 

 

:banana: :banana: :banana:

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I used to use the werd 'gots' all the time. People used to get pizzed at me for it. :cheers:

 

 

:banana: :banana: :banana:

 

 

I gots street cred. :cheers:

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fishsticks and asssholes.... i kwew this before you did!

 

 

are what you had for dinner?

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are what you had for dinner?

 

this is drunk thread, not your wife thread. get on the bus or under the tracks, no one will know either way (including you wife/girl/blowup doll!)

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this is drunk thread, not your wife thread. get on the bus or under the tracks, no one will know either way (including you wife/girl/blowup doll!)

 

 

Once again for the moron that can not READ! I am a GIRL...I don't have a wife, gf, blow up doll...in fact I have a bf...that lives with me...please go back to 1st grade and learn how to read...again.

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Once again for the moron that can not READ! I am a GIRL...I don't have a wife, gf, blow up doll...in fact I have a bf...that lives with me...please go back to 1st grade and learn how to read...again.

 

 

I don't think reading comprehension is a valued skill in this thread. Jus' sayin'

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I don't think reading comprehension is a valued skill in this thread. Jus' sayin'

 

 

Obviously it's not a strength that is possessed by many males here

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I don't think reading comprehension is a valued skill in this thread. Jus' sayin'

 

i was under the impression that drinking was the only valued skill needed for this thread.

 

and maybe the skill of ball dodging.

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Page 4 :mad:

 

 

WTF was this thread doing on page fore!!!!!!! :wall:

 

 

 

You people call yourselves al-keeehollics? :nono:

 

 

 

Drink on :cheers:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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