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Ketel One and Red Bull is the devil. Why the hell do I always end up drinking that shit?

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Got any stories/opinions to share? :lol:

 

Hahahaha. My lips are sealed. But I did just put a hole in my pants. Drink up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Hahahaha. My lips are sealed. But I did just put a hole in my pants. Drink up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

Stop listening to the "Go-Go's" and your lips might not be sealed. Drink trice!

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Stop listening to the "Go-Go's" and your lips might not be sealed. Drink trice!

 

Ask me any question and I'll answer sugar bum.

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nikki, have I ever explained to you how much I would like to mount you from behind as if I were a ripped ghey man?

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nikki, have I ever explained to you how much I would like to mount you from behind as if I were a ripped ghey man?

 

So you want me to be Newbie Jr? confused.

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Ask me any question and I'll answer sugar bum.

 

 

Do you believe in the bannana seat bike you rode in here on? I believe! :wub:

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Do you believe in the bannana seat bike you rode in here on? I believe! :wub:

 

The banana seat bike and my pigtails are about all I have going for me these days. You interested?

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The banana seat bike and my pigtails are about all I have going for me these days. You interested?

 

 

I am! One question though..........If I was a bee with no yellow stripes, and my stinger was larger than your forearm, would you still be interested?

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I am! One question though..........If I was a bee with no yellow stripes, and my stinger was larger than your forearm, would you still be interested?

 

I would be interested if you had stripes and your stinger was the size of your little toe. :wub:

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It's been way too long since i posted on here. Stay tuned Friday night, finally got a Saturday off of work.

 

:banana: :banana: :banana:

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:wave: No work tomorrow because of President's Day and this is my last week at my current job so I could give a shiit even if I had to work.

 

Heyyyyyyyyyyyy.....

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is this thread still working, i cant be the only one focked up on a monday nite!

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I would be interested if you had stripes and your stinger was the size of your little toe. :wub:

 

 

No stripes and my little toe resembles an akward moment in history. After I make it pretty and sh!t.

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YEEHAW!!! Thanks Nikki!

 

 

 

I said YEEE HAAAAAW MOTHER FUCKERS!!!

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I just made some ###### s'mores iwth a bamboo skewer and a Party Lite candle.

 

How you like me now, bitches?!

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How you like me now, bitches?!

Face down with your ass in the air begging for cack

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Was going to call you tonight, since we havnet talked in a while. But now, fock you.

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Was going to call you tonight, since we havnet talked in a while. But now, fock you.

No you weren't :lol:

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I am drunk and hubby nd kids aren't home.

 

WTF do you know? Maybe I WAS.

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I am drunk and hubby nd kids aren't home.

 

WTF do you know? Maybe I WAS.

Check your pm's.

Also, it would be cool to talk to you again for a few.

I'm game

 

:D

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you seem like you'd be more fun than the people I am out with now. I hate being the only one having fun.

 

 

Spit on them. Wemens can get away with this if you use the right werds after doing so.

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:banana: :banana: :banana:

 

I didn't end up drinking that night, but i drank the 2nd most beer i've ever drank last night and got tanked. I don't remember going to bed, so I probably wasn't capable of typing a post.

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We need an "I'm so hung over it feels like my brain is bleeding out of my eye" thread.

 

That's a Sunday morning thread.

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Check your pm's.

Also, it would be cool to talk to you again for a few.

I'm game

 

:D

 

You dog, you! Women just flock to you! What will the new GF think?

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