BunnysBastatrds 1,921 Posted January 17, 2011 Because the Captain is always there for me. He is loyal. I found a good man and I'm sticking with him. But really it's because it doesn't taste like alcohol, it's lower proof than other hard alcohol so I can control how drunk I get a lot easier, and I can drink it with diet coke which reduces the calorie intake and I don't turn into a whale. Shots? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nikki2200 4 Posted January 17, 2011 Who posted in: I"m drunk thread Member name Posts tikigods 67 nikki2200 58 BunnysBastatrds 25 Big Blue 06 25 IGotWorms 19 Me_2006 12 CantTouchThis 11 ADD1CT36 10 listen2me 23 8 IronToe Nedney 7 Saint Elistan 5 SUXBNME 5 Old School 4 GobbleDog 4 sorrycharlie 4 IMMensaMind 3 Chronic Husker 2 Flipper 2 MedStudent 1 cbfalcon 1 Cdub100 1 this dude 1 Giants Fan 1 Drizzay 1 The Pope 1 NorthernVike 99 At least I'm not #1. I'm OK with being #2. Story of my life. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nikki2200 4 Posted January 17, 2011 Shots? Shots are bad. They put holes in my memory. And usually what happened during those holes is not good..... for anyone... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,921 Posted January 17, 2011 Three is good! Do I get a ribbon? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nikki2200 4 Posted January 17, 2011 Three is good! Do I get a ribbon? You spread your drunkenness around the bored so these statistics are somewhat flawed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,921 Posted January 17, 2011 Shots are bad. They put holes in my memory. And usually what happened during those holes is not good..... for anyone... Sure they are. Holes, that is. i took a pic of a camel toe last night because I could. Don't remember doing it, but it looked like good fun this morning when I looked at my phones pics. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nikki2200 4 Posted January 17, 2011 Sure they are. Holes, that is. i took a pic of a camel toe last night because I could. Don't remember doing it, but it looked like good fun this morning when I looked at my phones pics. Link? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zmanzzzz 1 Posted January 17, 2011 Shots are bad. They put holes in my memory. And usually what happened during those holes is not good..... for anyone... who are you? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nikki2200 4 Posted January 17, 2011 who are you? Nikki? I need to stop posting in here or I'm gonna end up #1. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zmanzzzz 1 Posted January 17, 2011 Nikki? I need to stop posting in here or I'm gonna end up #1. i gave you a gay alternative. :shrug: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nikki2200 4 Posted January 17, 2011 i gave you a gay alternative. :shrug: You mean that site with all the nekkid people? I was skeered. OT: Bobby Flay is so hot. I have lusty feelings for him that can only be compared to my lust towards Sawyer (Josh Holloway). Weird. I think I am the only person in the world that the Food Network puts into a horned up frenzy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zmanzzzz 1 Posted January 17, 2011 You mean that site with all the nekkid people? I was skeered. OT: Bobby Flay is so hot. I have lusty feelings for him that can only be compared to my lust towards Sawyer (Josh Holloway). Weird. I think I am the only person in the world that the Food Network puts into a horned up frenzy. 'anythung is better than this place. and wtf does food have to do with it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Saint Elistan 106 Posted January 27, 2011 Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Blue 06 195 Posted January 27, 2011 Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like? Outstanding. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nikki2200 4 Posted January 27, 2011 Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like? Also.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jets24 6 Posted January 27, 2011 Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,317 Posted January 27, 2011 Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like? Yes, I do believe I have. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
devin952 1 Posted January 27, 2011 you fockers hAVE nothing on me tonight! im going to 375 post tonites ... mabee Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
devin952 1 Posted January 27, 2011 also im drinking vodka ans the stupid cap key is getting in my way, but im not drinking tajt, mello yello with my vodka make it ok. im fockin bored, anyone want to call and shoot some ######? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,921 Posted January 27, 2011 Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like? Take off your wig-helmet and I might be able to understand what the hell that means. Even I have crayons and needs. Doosh!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Saint Elistan 106 Posted January 27, 2011 fockning crayons used to get made fun of so mcuh in school cause i pronounced it "crowns" ###### Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
devin952 1 Posted January 27, 2011 most black people are re-tarted. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,921 Posted January 27, 2011 most black people are re-tarted. You calling me black mother fawker? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
devin952 1 Posted January 27, 2011 You calling me black mother fawker? not if your buying, otherwise, got to go with what your wife knows... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
devin952 1 Posted January 27, 2011 not if your buying, otherwise, got to go with what your wife knows... btw, u drunk? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
devin952 1 Posted January 27, 2011 btw, u drunk? wait, am im talking to me? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
devin952 1 Posted January 27, 2011 wait, am im talking to me? sweet, post # 400 ..here i ###### Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Elevator Killer 497 Posted January 27, 2011 Weird. I think I am the only person in the world that the Food Network puts into a horned up frenzy. When Rachel Ray had her first show she was so hot looking, so I'm was with you at one time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Saint Elistan 106 Posted January 28, 2011 Fosters tonight...feelin sick Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,340 Posted January 28, 2011 Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like? /Thread When you sober up, please explain Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Saint Elistan 106 Posted January 28, 2011 When you sober up, please explain not sue i'm capable of either of these request Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,340 Posted January 28, 2011 not sue i'm capable of either of these request No worrys...I won't sue you Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Saint Elistan 106 Posted January 28, 2011 could you shave my taint though tis turning to a birds nest down there Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,340 Posted January 28, 2011 could you shave my taint though tis turning to a birds nest down there Only if you let me use my Sawz-All Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Saint Elistan 106 Posted January 30, 2011 already! High as a kite ta boot. With b1tch drinks too. Fock you guys! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Saint Elistan 106 Posted February 6, 2011 We should invest in a "Fock I'm Stoned..." thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tikigods 76 Posted February 10, 2011 Drunk. Anyone need the herpes? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted February 10, 2011 I'm hungover. I'm at work. I think I have to go puke now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nikki2200 4 Posted February 11, 2011 I feel like getting drunk tonight. Brace yourselves. Actually I'm in a really good mood. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Saint Elistan 106 Posted February 11, 2011 Wjp ants dong pictures? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
