BunnysBastatrds 1,921 Posted January 10, 2011 Define late? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Saint Elistan 106 Posted January 10, 2011 Define late? Late - Child Support Payments in your Future. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tikigods 76 Posted January 14, 2011 drunk and angry. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Flipper 57 Posted January 14, 2011 drunk and angry. Too much snow shoveling? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,921 Posted January 14, 2011 Late - Child Support Payments in your Future. I beleive in karma. That's why I put tampoons up the nose. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tikigods 76 Posted January 17, 2011 I'm drunk and I'm pissed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Saint Elistan 106 Posted January 17, 2011 Drunjk and elated! Fosters - Austrailian for FOCK THE PATS Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tikigods 76 Posted January 17, 2011 Drunjk and elated! Are you doing lines of buttered popcorn at the theater again? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ADD1CT36 1 Posted January 17, 2011 I'm drunk and I'm pissed. I wish I could say I'm sorry and mean it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tikigods 76 Posted January 17, 2011 I wish I could say I'm sorry and mean it Demon woman. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ADD1CT36 1 Posted January 17, 2011 Demon woman. I sent u a pic... u know cuz I'm allegedly trying to get u to sleep w me... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,315 Posted January 17, 2011 I'm focking HOUSED. My goal is to drink until I forget this day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tikigods 76 Posted January 17, 2011 I sent u a pic... u know cuz I'm allegedly trying to get u to sleep w me... but I don't want to sleep with you Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ADD1CT36 1 Posted January 17, 2011 but I don't want to sleep with you Thus the "trying to get you" part... fockin a do I have to do everything??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tikigods 76 Posted January 17, 2011 Thus the "trying to get you" part... fockin a do I have to do everything??? Are you going to slip me a roofie? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ADD1CT36 1 Posted January 17, 2011 Are you going to slip me a roofie? Do you like merlot? Or an aquafina?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tikigods 76 Posted January 17, 2011 Do you like merlot? Or an aquafina?? Wine is for queers. Water is for flushing my toilet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ADD1CT36 1 Posted January 17, 2011 Wine is for queers. Water is for flushing my toilet. You brush your teeth with toilet water Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tikigods 76 Posted January 17, 2011 You brush your teeth with toilet water I brush my teeth with urine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Blue 06 195 Posted January 17, 2011 I jus tgot back froma party where we playeda bunch of drinking games and I am focking loaDed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nikki2200 4 Posted January 17, 2011 I jus tgot back froma party where we playeda bunch of drinking games and I am focking loaDed. Was the game called "Every time a Patriot drops a pass do a shot?" I don't have to work tomorrow so I'm thinking about getting drunk. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Blue 06 195 Posted January 17, 2011 Was the game called "Every time a Patriot drops a pass do a shot?" I don't have to work tomorrow so I'm thinking about getting drunk. Actyually we palayed a card gaem where I don't know whwat it's called, but every tiem someone pulled a card, we drqnk. I'm home by 9:30, but I'm still drunki off my asss! Drink woman! I just poured myself a scotch on rocks, don't make me drink alone!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nikki2200 4 Posted January 17, 2011 Actyually we palayed a card gaem where I don't know whwat it's called, but every tiem someone pulled a card, we drqnk. I'm home by 9:30, but I'm still drunki off my asss! Drink woman! I just poured myself a scotch on rocks, don't make me drink alone!! Ok. Hitting the Captain now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,315 Posted January 17, 2011 OK well you know, fock it, it's just a game. So my Patriots aren't Superbowl-caliber anymore. Big deal. They used to suck something awful so they are still doing pretty well in comparison. Plus there are many teams in the league that would kill to have the success they have in the past few years, even WITH the choke playoff games. Ah well, c'est la vie, what're you gonna do? Have another beer, that's what. Aren't you guys impressed with my ability to type? I am DRUNK right now. 12 deep on IPA, which is basically 18 regular beers Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tikigods 76 Posted January 17, 2011 OK well you know, fock it, it's just a game. So my Patriots aren't Superbowl-caliber anymore. Big deal. They used to suck something awful so they are still doing pretty well in comparison. Plus there are many teams in the league that would kill to have the success they have in the past few years, even WITH the choke playoff games. Ah well, c'est la vie, what're you gonna do? Have another beer, that's what. Aren't you guys impressed with my ability to type? I am DRUNK right now. 12 deep on IPA, which is basically 18 regular beers The more I sit here and drink the better I feel about the Patriots losing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Blue 06 195 Posted January 17, 2011 The more I sit here and drink the better I feel about the Patriots losing. I'm so glad thee Partriots lost, I cant but it into words. I was actualy rottting for teh Pats, as I fockging hate REx Ryan, but I do enjoy seeing the Pats fans lose. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,315 Posted January 17, 2011 The more I sit here and drink the better I feel about the Patriots losing. Agreed! I almost feel a sense of relief right now, a burden off my shoulders if you will! Now I can watch the championship games and the superbowl in peace!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nikki2200 4 Posted January 17, 2011 OK well you know, fock it, it's just a game. So my Patriots aren't Superbowl-caliber anymore. Big deal. They used to suck something awful so they are still doing pretty well in comparison. Plus there are many teams in the league that would kill to have the success they have in the past few years, even WITH the choke playoff games. Ah well, c'est la vie, what're you gonna do? Have another beer, that's what. Aren't you guys impressed with my ability to type? I am DRUNK right now. 12 deep on IPA, which is basically 18 regular beers You're doing much better than Big Blue is at the typing stuff. meh...... I wouldn't write the Pats off yet. Playing division rivals in the playoffs is tough, man. And it comes down to who is more prepared. The Jets were more prepared tonight. I think the Pats may be suffering from a bit of arrogance and over-confidence. If Bellichick takes it down a few notches so he's on the same level as let's say God, this may not have happened. The Welker fiasco and the completely arrogant calls did nothing positive for the Pats tonight. And maybe if he figures out how to get his sneaky tapes again something good will happen..... next year..... I must admit I am a little peeved that we now have to hear Rexy and Sanchez's big mouths erupting all week. I may have to stay away from sports news. But have another beer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tikigods 76 Posted January 17, 2011 I'm so glad thee Partriots lost, I cant but it into words. I was actualy rottting for teh Pats, as I fockging hate REx Ryan, but I do enjoy seeing the Pats fans lose. Can I come over and pee on your lawn? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Blue 06 195 Posted January 17, 2011 Can I come over and pee on your lawn? I already peed on my law, but come over and we'll cross streams. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tikigods 76 Posted January 17, 2011 Agreed! I almost feel a sense of relief right now, a burden off my shoulders if you will! Now I can watch the championship games and the superbowl in peace!!! I'm just glad I can concentrate on hockey now without the distraction of the Patriots. Go Habs Go! I need more booze. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nikki2200 4 Posted January 17, 2011 Agreed! I almost feel a sense of relief right now, a burden off my shoulders if you will! Now I can watch the championship games and the superbowl in peace!!! That's how I felt after the Eagles lost last week... I was like OK... I can relax and enjoy the playoffs now. And man they have been fun. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tikigods 76 Posted January 17, 2011 I already peed on my law, but come over and we'll cross streams. You'll pee on my shoes again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nikki2200 4 Posted January 17, 2011 Ok. Happily buzzed and all you fockers are sleeping now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,921 Posted January 17, 2011 I already peed on my law, but come over and we'll cross streams. Do you look down while crossing streams? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,921 Posted January 17, 2011 Ok. Happily buzzed and all you fockers are sleeping now. I'm up. If you get in my head I promise you won't end up off the new Jersey Turnpike. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nikki2200 4 Posted January 17, 2011 I'm up. If you get in my head I promise you won't end up off the new Jersey Turnpike. How does one get in your head exactly? Skeered. Also Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,921 Posted January 17, 2011 How does one get in your head exactly? Skeered. Also You once asked, oh, never mind. How are you? I'm a lot buzzed. Why is rum your drink of choice? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nikki2200 4 Posted January 17, 2011 You once asked, oh, never mind. How are you? I'm a lot buzzed. Why is rum your drink of choice? Because the Captain is always there for me. He is loyal. I found a good man and I'm sticking with him. But really it's because it doesn't taste like alcohol, it's lower proof than other hard alcohol so I can control how drunk I get a lot easier, and I can drink it with diet coke which reduces the calorie intake and I don't turn into a whale. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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