GettnHuge 2 Posted April 11, 2013 It's a focking clock. A clock. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/middleeast/iran/9985757/Iranian-scientist-claims-to-have-invented-time-machine.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JackARoot 2 Posted April 11, 2013 If I were to use this "time machine" it would predict: 4/11/13 - you will poop at 7:45 a.m. 4/12/13 - you will poop at 7:45 a.m. 4/13/13 - you will poop at 7:45 a.m. etc. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Blitzen 0 Posted April 11, 2013 Thought that comment was pretty funny: So they will now be able to get out of the Sixth Century? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 5,203 Posted April 11, 2013 Great. It's about time they started pulling their weight. The only other thing they've invented in the last 1000 years is the suicide vest. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Moz 69 Posted April 11, 2013 Great. It's about time they started pulling their weight. The only other thing they've invented in the last 1000 years is the suicide vest. Problem with making a time machine is you can theoretically only go forward in time not backwards so once you do it you're stuck. Now if we can just get all Iranians to go 1000 years in the future Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DAVID RUFFIN 2 Posted April 11, 2013 Problem with making a time machine is you can theoretically only go forward in time not backwards so once you do it you're stuck. Now if we can just get all Iranians to go 1000 years in the future How can we go forward in time when the future hasn't happened yet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vikings4ever 538 Posted April 11, 2013 How can we go forward in time when the future hasn't happened yet. Theoretically, if you approached the speed of light (or a source of immense gravity), time would essentially stop for you, while it went on normally outside your time machine, so it would be like traveling to the future. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 2,129 Posted April 11, 2013 This thread is facinating. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mobb_deep 920 Posted April 11, 2013 Haha. Sweet time machine dude. Did anyone catch this article, that's linked off the above? http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/middleeast/iran/9866347/Irans-flight-of-fancy-as-image-of-new-fighter-jet-is-faked.html Photoshop skills x500. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
parrot 789 Posted April 11, 2013 For Iranians, and airplane is a time machine. Climb in one and fly into the 21st Century. Or we could send them back to the Stone-age. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Moz 69 Posted April 11, 2013 Theoretically, if you approached the speed of light (or a source of immense gravity), time would essentially stop for you, while it went on normally outside your time machine, so it would be like traveling to the future. Or if you were in orbit around a black hole. This is the "geek" club right? Ya gets all sorts of edjamuchated watchun da science channel Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vikings4ever 538 Posted April 11, 2013 Or if you were in orbit around a black hole. This is the "geek" club right? Ya gets all sorts of edjamuchated watchun da science channel Hence the "source of immense gravity" part. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
