The **Official** Geek Club Loyalty Check in Thread

[KSB2424 3,148]

Lots of us love The Geek Club. That's why we took all the best parts of it and took it somewhere away from the asshats that were killing it. The Geek Club isn't a "place" on the internet, it's a group of people.

That's exactly what the Sanctuary said. Which was wrong then, as you would have never been part of the Geek Club now would you? Nor most others.

 

Eventually that new smell will wear off, and as you have attrition it will fail. Just like thedanzone. The only way to get new blood would be to spam and troll here or other sites in some sort of gay membership drive.

 

You guys are attempting something that's been tried and failed before all under some fake noble disguise.

 

I submit you folks stop acting like pansies. Or not. But for the love of the baby Jesus save us the kumbaya holier than thou crap.

[phillybear 366]

Lots of us love The Geek Club. That's why we took all the best parts of it and took it somewhere away from the asshats that were killing it. The Geek Club isn't a "place" on the internet, it's a group of people.

 

After reading this, my body can't make up it's mind whether to cringe, get douche chill goose bumps, or feel great shame and embarrassment for you. Instead, I think my body is starting to convulse and lead me down the road to a seizure.

[drobeski 3,061]

Lots of us love The Geek Club. That's why we took all the best parts of it and took it somewhere away from the asshats that were killing it. The Geek Club isn't a "place" on the internet, it's a group of people.

Wow

[Recliner Pilot 61]

If we handed out the Geek Club Most Pathetic Post of the year, Me_2006 would have it wrapped up with that one.

[edjr 6,602]

Nope, not obsessed at all.

 

Posts in this thread.

KSB2424 16 NorthernVike 14 drobeski 12 Geezil 12 phillybear 8

 

[drobeski 3,061]

Ksb is winning this thread

[kutulu 1,680]

If a thread looks interesting here, I post in it. If it looks interesting in the noGF board, I post there. Overall the new place has a more relaxed and better feel to it than FFT has had in a long while..

 

 

This...I'm just looking for something interesting to read and an opportunity to make a wise crack. Be it here, ed's place, footballgays, etc. Added bonus that GF isn't over there when his late night, crack binge, diarrhea posting takes place.

[Recliner Pilot 61]

Nope, not obsessed at all.

Shouldn't you be banning someone over at the Gossip Girl bored?

[Geezil 24]

Nope, not obsessed at all.

 

See Edjr, this is what I have never understood. What are the rules of a message board to you? Please let me know and I will attempt to comply to keep you happy, after all, that is my goal in life.

 

I was under the assumption that people came here to talk about stuff that interested them. What am I missing here, minus all you guys obviously? What ELSE am I missing here?

[Recliner Pilot 61]

 

See Edjr, this is what I have never understood. What are the rules of a message board to you? Please let me know and I will attempt to comply to keep you happy, after all, that is my goal in life.

 

I was under the assumption that people came here to talk about stuff that interested them. What am I missing here, minus all you guys obviously? What ELSE am I missing here?

Ed isn't really here.

 

There are only like 4-5 left on this bored.

[phillybear 366]

 

See Edjr, this is what I have never understood. What are the rules of a message board to you? Please let me know and I will attempt to comply to keep you happy, after all, that is my goal in life.

 

I was under the assumption that people came here to talk about stuff that interested them. What am I missing here, minus all you guys obviously? What ELSE am I missing here?

 

First of all, nobody misses those sh!tdicks. The bored is a much better place now. All the trolls in the political threads that do nothing but start flame wars have left for the greener pastures of the Clockwork Orange board.

 

Let's face it, if you aren't brainwashed, you can't be included. They talk of hair care products, butt plugs, and congratulate each other of being a better person than those that frequent this site. Basically, they exhibit all the characteristics of racists.

[Geezil 24]

 

First of all, nobody misses those sh!tdicks. The bored is a much better place now. All the trolls in the political threads that do nothing but start flame wars have left for the greener pastures of the Clockwork Orange board.

 

Let's face it, if you aren't brainwashed, you can't be included. They talk of hair care products, butt plugs, and congratulate each other of being a better person than those that frequent this site. Basically, they exhibit all the characteristics of racists.

 

I don't know Philly, I just hate the fighting. I think it's childish. But, on the bright side, my chances of winning Geek of the Year just increased exponentially.

 

Have a great day brother. I gotta go to work.

[kutulu 1,680]

 

. They talk of hair care products, butt plugs, and congratulate each other of being a better person than those that frequent this site.

 

This

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Plus chick pics of Med's and CB's social media sluts.

[cyclone24 1,913]

 

This

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Plus chick pics of Med's and CB's social media desperation sluts.

 

 

Fixored

[kutulu 1,680]

To get a taste of how pathetic the other board is...

 

 

Users Viewing:

 

kutulu, newbiejr, edjr

 

[edjr 6,602]

To get a taste of how pathetic the other board is...

 

 

Users Viewing:

 

kutulu, newbiejr, edjr

 

 

 

Users Online in the Last 24 Hours 57 Members,

 

0 aliases

[Recliner Pilot 61]

To get a taste of how pathetic the other board is...

 

 

Users Viewing:

 

kutulu, newbiejr, edjr

 

That is a whole lotta suck right there.

[phillybear 366]

 

 

Users Online in the Last 24 Hours 57 Members,

 

0 aliases

 

Wow. That's almost half as many posters that frequent the FFT Technical Support Bored before noon.

[kutulu 1,680]

That is a whole lotta suck right there.

 

I know. It's just missing you.

[edjr 6,602]

Shouldn't you be banning someone over at the Gossip Girl bored?

[phillybear 366]

 

I know. It's just missing you.

 

That's hot.

[edjr 6,602]

 

Wow. That's almost half as many posters that frequent the FFT Technical Support Bored before noon.

25 user(s) are browsing this forum

15 members, 5 guests, 5 anonymous users

 

 

 

back before you sh1theads ruined it, there were hundreds.

 

NIce job

[NorthernVike 2,087]

That's exactly what the Sanctuary said. Which was wrong then, as you would have never been part of the Geek Club now would you? Nor most others.

Eventually that new smell will wear off, and as you have attrition it will fail. Just like thedanzone. The only way to get new blood would be to spam and troll here or other sites in some sort of gay membership drive.

You guys are attempting something that's been tried and failed before all under some fake noble disguise.

I submit you folks stop acting like pansies. Or not. But for the love of the baby Jesus save us the kumbaya holier than thou crap.

 

 

Winning

[KSB2424 3,148]

edjr hasn't posted this much at the Geek Club in two years.

[NorthernVike 2,087]

 

 

Users Online in the Last 24 Hours 57 Members,

 

0 aliases

So I clicked your link just to see the focking list of assdarts and it tells me I'm bannored.

 

What rule did I break?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You definitely have a Napoleon complex

[phillybear 366]

25 user(s) are browsing this forum

15 members, 5 guests, 5 anonymous users

 

 

 

back before you sh1theads ruined it, there were hundreds.

 

NIce job

 

You are comparing two separate statistics. You are bragging about unique users in one day, and comparing to current snapshot of users online elsewhere. If you were to try to avoid being obtuse for one second, a fair comparison would be kutulu's quote of 3 current users to your quote of FFT's current 25 users.

 

Hundreds? We haven't been averaging hundreds since before the Latin Pimp incident in December of 2005. We've been hitting around 30 or so at high tide points during the day for much of the past 8 years or so. Come on, man. You seem to have a penchant to miss small details with regularity. God help your poor company if you are still doing IT work.

[KSB2424 3,148]

where am I?

 

 

Why don't you tell me? Do you think we are mind readers or something?

 

Are you an active member at this new fangled recycled spermoff site yet to be named? Or not?

[Me_2006 14]

Four pages of "Geek Club Loyalty," which is totally okay, but my post is pathetic. That you guys took that serious and don't realize I'm making fun of you in an over-the-top way is the reason this place is dying. You wouldn't recognize satire unless they made it a political party.

[drobeski 3,061]

Four pages of "Geek Club Loyalty," which is totally okay, but my post is pathetic. That you guys took that serious and don't realize I'm making fun of you in an over-the-top way is the reason this place is dying. You wouldn't recognize satire unless they made it a political party.

lolwut ?

[Recliner Pilot 61]

Stay down Me_2006, stay down.

[phillybear 366]

Four pages of "Geek Club Loyalty," which is totally okay, but my post is pathetic. That you guys took that serious and don't realize I'm making fun of you in an over-the-top way is the reason this place is dying. You wouldn't recognize satire unless they made it a political party.

 

Except for the occasional kamikaze troll posting from members of the Coffee Klatch, this bored has undergone a Renaissance after the purge. The humorless cuunts have fled, like vomit after a night of drinking too many tequila shots and buttermilk.

 

We would have taken your post with a grain of salt, but that doesn't fit the overall overwhelming theme of the intellectually challenged demanding more cookie cutter banality and the extermination of anything unique or creative.

[Me_2006 14]

Okay, okay. You guys caught me. I actually meant all that stuff. I just figured here in the middle of this thread where philly calls himself the bored historian and you guys obsess over who is loyal to an internet message board that I would be among friends and could come clean. I feel so alone and ashamed.

 

The rejection from people who are so mind numbingly obnoxious that nearly everyone who posts on the same message board as them decided to go somewhere else was too much to take so I lied and said I was only kidding. I actually really, really want Drobeski and RP to like me so I made all that up.

[Recliner Pilot 61]

Someone is trying waaaaaaaaay too hard.

[phillybear 366]

Okay, okay. You guys caught me. I actually meant all that stuff. I just figured here in the middle of this thread where philly calls himself the bored historian and you guys obsess over who is loyal to an internet message board that I would be among friends and could come clean. I feel so alone and ashamed.

 

The rejection from people who are so mind numbingly obnoxious that nearly everyone who posts on the same message board as them decided to go somewhere else was too much to take so I lied and said I was only kidding. I actually really, really want Drobeski and RP to like me so I made all that up.

That really sucked.

 

:carcrash:

 

BOOOOOOOOO!!!!! :mad:

[Me_2006 14]

Someone is trying waaaaaaaaay too hard.

I know, I already explained that I'm only doing it so the six of you that post here will like me. Cut me a little slack. I came clean.

[Me_2006 14]

That really sucked.

 

:carcrash:

 

BOOOOOOOOO!!!!! :mad:

Please list the bored certified ten worst posts of all time from your archive so that I can see how thoroughly pathetic I am for taking this place too seriously. I want to understand the level of my awfulness.

[Recliner Pilot 61]

The six of "you" who post here????

 

How many posts do you have in this thread alone, Champ?

[Me_2006 14]

God damn it, I have to go interact with humans in person for a couple hours. I should be back sometime tonight. Round up Geezil and Phurfur and the two of you decide if I'm ever allowed to post here again. I'm at the mercy of the Geek Club.

[Me_2006 14]

The six of "you" who post here????

 

How many posts do you have in this thread alone, Champ?

Can't remember if this is four or five, maybe six. That number is way, way, way too high for anyone resembling a normal human being. You're exactly right. I take this place way too seriously and need to get a life.

[phillybear 366]

Please list the bored certified ten worst posts of all time from your archive so that I can see how thoroughly pathetic I am for taking this place too seriously. I want to understand the level of my awfulness.

 

Go to member "NewbieJr". Search for his last 10 posts. Read repeatedly and soak in their sheer awfulness.

 

They're better than your latest efforts.