Does it make me a nerd if I think Carrie Brownstein is hot?

[Giants Fan 85]

It's only partly, kinda Portlandia. She has a sense of humor, which is more than I can say for a lot of women. Masogynist alert! I know ... I deserve to be spanked, but anyway ... if you know her, you know, before Portlandia, she was in a pretty cool grunge band. Did you know that? I bet you didn't, but now you can brag to your friends about how smart you are now. The band was called Sleater-Kinney and nobody in the band was named Sleater ... or Kinney. It's an exit .... off the freeway near Seattle.

 

[NEWPOSTERGUY! 288]

< proud member of "Carrie Nation"

 

would smash to pieces, repeatedly.

 

hth

[Giants Fan 85]

I totally would .... uh, like to get to know her better.

 

So yeah, possible lesbians that I would like to date include, Kathy Hannah, Justine Frischmann and Carrie Brownstein.

 

The whole, "i am a helpless little flower" act get's old for me, real fast.

[NEWPOSTERGUY! 288]

- Frischmann perfected the ice queen vibe to art form ... Elastica had a very unique sound for that era ... kinda like london punk '76 meets Mersey beat -

 

chiseled features, rockin' bod ... chick was hawt.

 

hth

[Giants Fan 85]

She's not helpless. That's my point. Prolly gives herself really good orgasms. And then, what am i ... Just another dude sith a , like the rest of us.

 

Oh man, typo .. sith .... SCHWING ...yeah,,ok ... Oops.

[Giants Fan 85]

- Frischmann perfected the ice queen vibe to art form ... Elastica had a very unique sound for that era ... kinda like london punk '76 meets Mersey beat -

chiseled features, rockin' bod ... chick was hawt.

hth

But there was a lot of buzz, perhaps mostly in England about her breakup with her longterm guy. Or perhaps, that was the spin everyone wanted, after Jagged Little Pill came out.

 

But, nobody cares about Alanis anymore ... Elastica, Connection was played during the 2015 Superbowl. Nobody even knows about Justine .... But yeah ... Wow ... she really had me going, back in the day.

[NEWPOSTERGUY! 288]

Elastica's best >

 

[IGotWorms 4,057]

It makes you psychotic when you talk to yourself

[Giants Fan 85]

I still say, Elastica, is up there with Pearl Jam and Nirvana as one of the best albums of the 90's.

 

In order, Pearl Jam, Ten, Elastica, Elastica and Nirvana, Nevermind.

[NEWPOSTERGUY! 288]

But there was a lot of buzz, perhaps mostly in England about her breakup with her longterm guy. Or perhaps, that was the spin everyone wanted, after Jagged Little Pill came out.

 

But, nobody cares about Alanis anymore ... Elastica, Connection was played during the 2015 Superbowl. Nobody even knows about Justine .... But yeah ... Wow ... she really had me going, back in the day.

Frischmann's relationship was most likely velvet ... like Gomez/Bieber.

 

as far as Alanis ... STILL want to violate all orifices, preferably in a 3sum with fellow canuck Avril Lavigne ... with FeFe Dobson recording.

 

t'anks.

[Giants Fan 85]

It makes you psychotic when you talk to yourself

Was I talking to myself, I don't think so.

[Giants Fan 85]

Avril ... Should fall in my range ... For some reason I am meh. Like me some alanis thiugh. She clearly needs a guy who will just fock the shiat out of her and live on an allowance. I could be that guy.

 

Mostly want to like hang out with Carrie Brownstein though. Really like her, mentally. I know, makes me a freak but ... i am attractorded to her brain.

[Giants Fan 85]

It makes you psychotic when you talk to yourself

Ya think?

[Giants Fan 85]

[Giants Fan 85]

I would like to see associates from Nematode and Nudibranch in a court of law, arguing that these women are not sexy.

[Giants Fan 85]

Oh yeah a Nematode is like a little worm. Most plentiful living animal on the planet, outnumbers humans by billions. And a nudibranch, pronounced nood-eh-brank, is a sea slug.

 

Just in case you doubted me for a split second there.

[Cruzer 1,995]

No, not at all. I find myself attracted to the homely/nerd type sometimes. Women like Alyson Hannigan - I always had a thing for.

[Giants Fan 85]

honestly though. partly because of her energy on stage, Kathy Hannah .... zomg the ponytail just kills me.

 

[Giants Fan 85]

No, not at all. I find myself attracted to the homely/nerd type sometimes. Women like Alyson Hannigan - I always had a thing for.

 

As a freckly person myself,,I don't like redheads. Brunettes in pony tails, I am a sucker.

[Giants Fan 85]

Oh, reminds me. The other day at work, I go and get some pizza cause I want something hot and I am tired of lo mein. The little red head that takes my order is about 5 feet tall, 90 pounds, A cup ... Tiny little ass ... In tight leggings, and I had to check her out. Prolly 19 years old, I felt bad. Tight little ass though. And I remeber thinking, "If I liked redheads ... I would have to beat off right now."

 

Exceptional, tight little teenage ass. I imagined her firebush and that turned me off.

 

Blondes i can stand, prefer brunettes for some reason, Redheads .... pale freckled skin ... Red pubes. Blehch. Makes me wanna puke.

[Giants Fan 85]

Even assuming the tang is up to 2015 standards, totally shaved. Yeah, still not into redheads.

[Giants Fan 85]

For instance: getting raped by Olympic athlete, Shaun White, I would be upset. Getting raped by Shawn Johnson ... rape me again, anytime. Even if she gained like 10 ounces.

 

White: http://waytofamous.com/images/shaun-white-07.jpg

 

Johnson:. http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/24400000/Blue-Red-Asymmetrical-Tank-shawn-johnson-24489631-457-607.png

 

Who could blame me, really? Shawn Johnson once she turned 18 ... Looks like she is still13, but legal.

 

Yeah, as long as it is legal ... Nuthin wrong with that.

[rholio 339]

Nerd would be an improvement, go with nerd. Good luck amigo.

[SUXBNME 1,454]

It's only partly, kinda Portlandia. She has a sense of humor, which is more than I can say for a lot of women. Masogynist alert! I know ... I deserve to be spanked, but anyway ... if you know her, you know, before Portlandia, she was in a pretty cool grunge band. Did you know that? I bet you didn't, but now you can brag to your friends about how smart you are now. The band was called Sleater-Kinney and nobody in the band was named Sleater ... or Kinney. It's an exit .... off the freeway near Seattle.

 

The video itself makes me want to kill myself so I never have to see it again.

 

The music, on the other hand, is pretty damn good and catchy. Whomever the lead singer is has a great voice. Sounds like a combination of Kate Pierson, Courtney Love and Cindy Wilson. I love this style of music.

Good stuff, GF

[SUXBNME 1,454]

Remember Veruca Salt and Letters to Cleo?

 

 

 

[NEWPOSTERGUY! 288]

- Veruca Salt were all dolled/glammed up for the second album ... record company pushed real hard:

 

[WhiteWonder 2,675]

Who?

[MDC 7,115]

I still say, Elastica, is up there with Pearl Jam and Nirvana as one of the best albums of the 90's.

 

In order, Pearl Jam, Ten, Elastica, Elastica and Nirvana, Nevermind.

I liked Elastica a lot better before I got into Wire and realized Elastica ripped off many of their songs (including the riff to Connection) and got sued for it.

[NEWPOSTERGUY! 288]

I liked Elastica a lot better before I got into Wire and realized Elastica ripped off many of their songs (including the riff to Connection) and got sued for it.

- many of us were already into Wire by the time Elastica broke, and we understood that a good deal of music is absolutely derivative ... and in this case, i considered it an homage, of sorts .... hell, Oasis made a career out of aping the Beatles, and the Jam would've been non-existant without their Who/Kinks fetish ...could name dozens more, but, point is made.

 

hth.

[MDC 7,115]

- many of us were already into Wire by the time Elastica broke, and we understood that a good deal of music is absolutely derivative ... and in this case, i considered it an homage, of sorts .... hell, Oasis made a career out of aping the Beatles, and the Jam would've been non-existant without their Who/Kinks fetish ...could name dozens more, but, point is made.

 

hth.

There's inspiration and then there's ripoff. Elastica didn't get sued (successfully) for sounding like Wire. They got sued for wholesale lifting riffs off Wire's best album.

 

Anyway, I think their first album was pretty good but putting Elastica on a "best of the 90s" list is IMO pretty ridiculous for a one hit wonder who's only hit was a ripoff.