BunnysBastatrds 1,921 Posted July 29, 2015 How would you explain what the male orgasm feels like to a lesbian woman whose had sex with a male and never gotten off? Hooked up with a secretary that wasn't ghey but decided she was when they met and have had a great scissoring sex experience? And you were afforded to answer one question to her three? How would you answer what a male ejaculation feels like? And what would be the three questions you'd ask? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chronic Husker 85 Posted July 29, 2015 Like the first time you beat Super Mario Brothers. You had to keep playing until you won. You couldn't stop. And in that second after beating Bowser, you were on top of the world. If you're lucky, you had some bish make you a sandwich afterwards. The next day, you told all your friends about it. Who the fock has 3 questions? If she looks like Angelina, lets go play Mario. Teach her she can win, too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mungwater 588 Posted July 29, 2015 Male orgasm: tell her to pluck a nose hair and wait for the sneeze Three questions What's the point of scissoring Instead of motor boating, does she prefer lawn boating Another question would depend on the other two answers Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,921 Posted July 29, 2015 Male orgasm: tell her to pluck a nose hair and wait for the sneeze Three questions What's the point of scissoring Instead of motor boating, does she prefer lawn boating Another question would depend on the other two answers Male orgasm answer: When I was twelve I could paint the wall over my right shoulder with a volcanic effect and my toes would curl and then curl in. And there was always a big mess that I would feel religiously guilty about till the next time I made such a big mess as I was a sinner and blew a load that the paper towel guy chuckled at. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,340 Posted July 29, 2015 Like the first time you beat Super Mario Brothers. You had to keep playing until you won. You couldn't stop. And in that second after beating Bowser, you were on top of the world. I /Thread Wow Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,061 Posted July 29, 2015 I'd just say it's like the second before pee comes out, just extended for a few seconds more. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
phillybear 364 Posted July 29, 2015 It's like squeezing a blackhead until it bursts, you keep squeezing until blood starts to flow, then you pinch and play with your left nipple while simultaneously giving a mosquito bite on your left ankle a good shuka-shuka scratch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BiPolarBear 476 Posted July 29, 2015 In the not too distant future, she will be able to experience a male orgasm through neural implants. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,083 Posted July 29, 2015 It's like squeezing a blackhead until it bursts, you keep squeezing until blood starts to flow, then you pinch and play with your left nipple while simultaneously giving a mosquito bite on your left ankle a good shuka-shuka scratch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites