BunnysBastatrds 1,920 Posted October 30, 2015 I was ever embarrassed in front of a hot girl was when I was twelve. Was playing kick the can with a group of kids in the neighborhood. While we were waiting to be freed, my friends older brother says "You know that jerking off once a day causes hair to grow on your palms?" As I stared down at my palms, I looked up to see Suzie laughing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted October 30, 2015 ... I had a 7 pack of beer. I was sitting in this dump of an apartment I was living in, it's like midnight and I am finishing up on number 6 and I am bummed. Stores closed and I want more. I look over at the table next to me and there sits a full bottle of Budweiser with the cap on. I was so happy and as I am taking a big swig wondering how did I not know I had a full beer sitting over here I suddenly remember peeing in a bottle earlier. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
patweisers44 697 Posted October 30, 2015 ... I had a 7 pack of beer. I was sitting in this dump of an apartment I was living in, it's like midnight and I am finishing up on number 6 and I am bummed. Stores closed and I want more. I look over at the table next to me and there sits a full bottle of Budweiser with the cap on. I was so happy and as I am taking a big swig wondering how did I not know I had a full beer sitting over here I suddenly remember peeing in a bottle earlier. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted October 30, 2015 ... I had a 7 pack of beer. I was sitting in this dump of an apartment I was living in, it's like midnight and I am finishing up on number 6 and I am bummed. Stores closed and I want more. I look over at the table next to me and there sits a full bottle of Budweiser with the cap on. I was so happy and as I am taking a big swig wondering how did I not know I had a full beer sitting over here I suddenly remember peeing in a bottle earlier. You would think that would have been your "only time" instead of your "first time", but I guess it takes all kinds... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magnificent Bastard 190 Posted October 30, 2015 That must have been some dump of an apt. No toilet? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Know Doubt 0 Posted October 31, 2015 That must have been some dump of an apt. No toilet? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TimmySmith 2,782 Posted October 31, 2015 I am setting the over/under on fandandy at 330lbs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
joeshushu 51 Posted October 31, 2015 I was prolly 12? I was chasing after a cute girl playfully and slipt on some dog $hit. It smeared all over the back of my pants. The whole crowd laughed their heads off. I made it worse by just spraying the back of my pants with room freshener while continuing to wear the crapped covered jeans. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
