The ***Official*** Greatest Toys of All Time Draft

[TommyGavin 788]

Oh my bad. I guess Ill pretend to care then.

 

Fock you! I want all the cards!

Then I want dirt mud AND Sand !!!!!

Sh!t the whole Mother Earth.

 

[ROCKFORD 134]

no one voted, binky?

[BunnysBastatrds 1,920]

no one voted, binky?

That's why you suck.

[wiffleball 4,645]

Slinky, rubics cube, army men

 

Especially army men.

 

And it should be obvious that the one toy that every kid played with was his or her own junk.

[ROCKFORD 134]

That's why you suck.

 

mood ring?

[Bill E. 666]

No fake boobies? Sleeper pick.

[BunnysBastatrds 1,920]

 

mood ring?

Brown circles in men's tidy whiteys don't count.