wiffleball 4,649 Posted October 23, 2018 We have way too many leaves. And then, once you bag them up, then you have to figure out how to dispose of them. I think I've got a solution. Basically, instead of a tube shaped leaf blower that blows leaves around, you have a wider tube that actually sucks the leaves in. Once in, they enter a special propane fire chamber that makes incredibly short work of already flammable brittle leaves. Either way, the fire chamber is completely self-contained, so no risk of starting a fire. You either have a retention Pod that keeps the results in dash, or blow it off to the side. Stand back fellas. I'm about to be rich. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted October 23, 2018 I'll take one. I have six acres and my home is surrounded by trees. I've been battling leaves for two weeks. I'm finally starting to get ahead of them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baker Boy 1,485 Posted October 23, 2018 We have way too many leaves. And then, once you bag them up, then you have to figure out how to dispose of them. I think I've got a solution. Basically, instead of a tube shaped leaf blower that blows leaves around, you have a wider tube that actually sucks the leaves in. Once in, they enter a special propane fire chamber that makes incredibly short work of already flammable brittle leaves. Either way, the fire chamber is completely self-contained, so no risk of starting a fire. You either have a retention Pod that keeps the results in dash, or blow it off to the side. Stand back fellas. I'm about to be rich. How many pounds off leaves will this thing burn per second? As described, it sounds like a very slow process. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloaca du jour 2,066 Posted October 23, 2018 My FIL has one of those worx leaf vac that sucks n chops em in little pieces. Works for likes 5 minutes till you suck up a stick. Lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ROCKFORD 134 Posted October 23, 2018 methinks we have another leonardo da vinci on our hands here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
seafoam1 1,879 Posted October 23, 2018 Oh, I thought you meant Ryan Leaf. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ROCKFORD 134 Posted October 23, 2018 wait, i think i see a design for this somewhere in here. eta: and i see come c0ck. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kopy 493 Posted October 24, 2018 We have way too many leaves. And then, once you bag them up, then you have to figure out how to dispose of them. I think I've got a solution. Basically, instead of a tube shaped leaf blower that blows leaves around, you have a wider tube that actually sucks the leaves in. Once in, they enter a special propane fire chamber that makes incredibly short work of already flammable brittle leaves. Either way, the fire chamber is completely self-contained, so no risk of starting a fire. You either have a retention Pod that keeps the results in dash, or blow it off to the side. Stand back fellas. I'm about to be rich. I'd be your first customer. I hate leaf season. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bert 1,095 Posted October 24, 2018 I'll take one. I have six acres and my home is surrounded by trees. I've been battling leaves for two weeks. I'm finally starting to get ahead of them. Wait a couple of weeks and all that crap will be covered in snow and no one will see the leaves. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted October 24, 2018 Wait a couple of weeks and all that crap will be covered in snow and no one will see the leaves. The problem is, that the focking snow will melt and the gawddamm leaves will still be there in the spring. :wall: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bert 1,095 Posted October 24, 2018 The problem is, that the focking snow will melt and the gawddamm leaves will still be there in the spring. :wall: That sux but not as bad as the fact I have three trips to your Somali capital in the next 6 weeks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites