stonewall 647 Posted December 15, 2018 Alright, buddy, so far the joke hasn't been on you, but on me. As difficult as it has been to keep a consistent TE going this season, outside the top 4 or 5, I have rolled with you all year. It has been an unimpressive ride, to say the least. Seemingly, every week the "guru's" are incessantly pimping you for a big game, and yet still I wait. Even with an adequate QB and numerous targets, you haven't even cleared 70 yards all season, with 3 lousy TD's, but I have remained faithful and steadfast. Somehow, I have survived despite your underproduction. However, today, it is time to shine. I am a humble man.....but I deserve better. The Broncos gave up 210/1 to Kittle in one half. I am only asking for one half of that production in 4 quarters. Is that asking too much? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weepaws 2,516 Posted December 15, 2018 Don’t think he will reach 70 yards. He will be blocking most of the day. They will need to get help vs that pass rush. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kilroy69 1,027 Posted December 15, 2018 I think he and Zay Jones need to get contacts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jrokh 571 Posted December 15, 2018 Alright, buddy, so far the joke hasn't been on you, but on me. As difficult as it has been to keep a consistent TE going this season, outside the top 4 or 5, I have rolled with you all year. It has been an unimpressive ride, to say the least. Seemingly, every week the "guru's" are incessantly pimping you for a big game, and yet still I wait. Even with an adequate QB and numerous targets, you haven't even cleared 70 yards all season, with 3 lousy TD's, but I have remained faithful and steadfast. Somehow, I have survived despite your underproduction. However, today, it is time to shine. I am a humble man.....but I deserve better. The Broncos gave up 210/1 to Kittle in one half. I am only asking for one half of that production in 4 quarters. Is that asking too much? yes asking for a 100 yards is unrealistic, 55 and a score However is doable Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phil Simms 11 127 Posted December 15, 2018 At least hes not Jimmy Graham Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gipaldo 8 Posted December 15, 2018 id be happy with a score and 4+ receptions Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weepaws 2,516 Posted December 16, 2018 I hope he doesn’t jump of a bridge after this tread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stonewall 647 Posted December 16, 2018 I hope he doesn’t jump of a bridge after this tread. Hardly.....super competitive guy, but in the end it's only a game. Heck, I started Njoku, Chubb, and Lindsay in this game.....and played earlier against Fairbaim, lol. That's just the breaks. Made the playoffs in 5 of 6 super-competitive leagues. That's a good year, and takes a lot of grinding. The playoff's are always pot luck. Any serious FF player realizes that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weepaws 2,516 Posted December 16, 2018 Actually my statements wasn’t towards you, it was a joke about Njoku, you know ode to Njoku. Sorry that it appread to be a post to or about you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stonewall 647 Posted December 23, 2018 Oh, Njoku; oh, Njoku, my worthless Tight End. I so foolishly stuck with you, through thick and through thin. Your worthlessness each week, quite quickly grew old Your inability to produce, was a sight to behold. With hands like a lineman and feet full of lead, For fantasy purposes, to me you were dead. The waivers, however, were mercilessly stripped, So, into the Championship, with you I did limp. But, alas, what is this, on the scoreboard I see? Is it true, in the Ship, you have come through for me? Indeed, you've allowed me to have the last laugh. So, thank you, Merry Christmas....and 3 words: Do Not Draft! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloaca du jour 2,083 Posted December 23, 2018 Oh, Njoku; oh, Njoku, my worthless Tight End. I so foolishly stuck with you, through thick and through thin. Your worthlessness each week, quite quickly grew old Your inability to produce, was a sight to behold. With hands like a lineman and feet full of lead, For fantasy purposes, to me you were dead. The waivers, however, were mercilessly stripped, So, into the Championship, with you I did limp. But, alas, what is this, on the scoreboard I see? Is it true, in the Ship, you have come through for me? Indeed, you've allowed me to have the last laugh. So, thank you, Merry Christmas....and 3 words: Do Not Draft! Well done!! So did he help u or hurt you? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
uwmalcolm 73 Posted December 24, 2018 Oh, Njoku; oh, Njoku, my worthless Tight End. I so foolishly stuck with you, through thick and through thin. Your worthlessness each week, quite quickly grew old Your inability to produce, was a sight to behold. With hands like a lineman and feet full of lead, For fantasy purposes, to me you were dead. The waivers, however, were mercilessly stripped, So, into the Championship, with you I did limp. But, alas, what is this, on the scoreboard I see? Is it true, in the Ship, you have come through for me? Indeed, you've allowed me to have the last laugh. So, thank you, Merry Christmas....and 3 words: Do Not Draft! Bravo! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stonewall 647 Posted December 24, 2018 Well done!! So did he help u or hurt you? Thanks.... Hurt me most of the year. Helped me immensely in the Ship(s). Thus, the ode dedicated to him today. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites