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 When I was a kid I got invited to a pool party by a girl I didn't know. No . So I'm in the pool and frolicking and I look up.....there's a two hundred pound mountain lion staring at me. Water was cold but my balls shrunk at bit more at the site of her. 

 I forget her name, but she was the sweetest animal I ever met. Imagine a beautiful two hundred pound lion sitting in your lap. Beautiful. 

 We lived in a subdivision so it was not legal to have a mountain lion. New neighbors moved in  and heard her roaring one night and called the police. They took her away from a home she lived in for ten years and never hurt anyone and lived happy. 

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I've heard those webtoed porkbutts can be interesting to own.  I'm thinking about getting a small one.  🤔

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12 minutes ago, Mookz said:

I've heard those webtoed porkbutts can be interesting to own.  I'm thinking about getting a small one.  🤔

I'm getting passed around more here than a joint at a Greatful Dead concert. 

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15 minutes ago, Lil' Webtoed Porkbutt said:

I'm getting passed around more here than a joint at a Greatful Dead concert. 

 Pass the dutchy to the left hand side.

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28 minutes ago, Lil' Webtoed Porkbutt said:

I'm getting passed around more here than a joint at a Greatful Dead concert. 

The nice thing is, if it doesn't work out, they're highly flushable.  :thumbsup:

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On 8/21/2019 at 6:21 AM, Lil' Webtoed Porkbutt said:

Selma Hayek in From Dusk to Dawn. 

:wub: 

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