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Just had a vasectomy

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On 10/25/2019 at 9:45 AM, fandandy said:

So what happens when you masturbate now, is it just like a dry heave?


Shoots out the of incision. 

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On 10/25/2019 at 8:50 AM, MDC said:

Good idea. Mental retardation is basically a coin flip if either parent is older than 40. Past 50 and it’s pretty much assured. :thumbsup: 

Actually, they're starting to see a lot of the age factor is from the father which makes sense.   Women are born with every egg they'll ever have and they don't change.   Men are constantly producing sperm and as we age, they get stupid. 

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15 minutes ago, Kanil said:

Actually, they're starting to see a lot of the age factor is from the father which makes sense.   Women are born with every egg they'll ever have and they don't change.   Men are constantly producing sperm and as we age, they get stupid. 

Definitely. A guy over 50 is basically daring god to give him a retard if he gets a woman pregnant at that age. 

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On 10/25/2019 at 8:50 AM, RaiderHaters Revenge said:

how I learned my doctor was a conservative

I went in to get a vasectomy, and he told me there is a 72 hour cooling off period, ie sign to get it done Friday, come back Tuesday for surgery

when I said wow thats strange, he said yah, but I can give you an abortion right now without a second thought

 

I like how you have to get your wife's consent with some doctors.  Your body/their choice.

 

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1 hour ago, nobody said:

I like how you have to get your wife's consent with some doctors.  Your body/their choice.

 

I have seen some places where you have to officially notify her, but not necessarily get consent. Which I can see why that is I guess. Probably a few dudes have gotten cut and then "tried" for a while. 

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18 hours ago, nobody said:

I like how you have to get your wife's consent with some doctors.  Your body/their choice.

 

My doctor was like why do you want to do this. I said I have three kids and the last one was a whoops.

He said ok when do you want me to cut your balls off

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