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Any of the half human half animals...centaurs satyrs..mermaids..etc etc.  Is it considered beastiality??

 

Discuss..

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I've always wanted to fock the Geico motaur.  What does that make me?

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5 hours ago, Cloaca du jour said:

Any of the half human half animals...centaurs satyrs..mermaids..etc etc.  Is it considered beastiality??

 

Discuss..

Mermaids no :wub:  though it does smell a little fishy 

 

Plus I'm a Vagitarian sooooo  :dunno:

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5 hours ago, Cloaca du jour said:

Any of the half human half animals...centaurs satyrs..mermaids..etc etc.  Is it considered beastiality??

 

Discuss..

I am pretty sure you wanna get boned by a Unicorn at the very least

 

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6 hours ago, Big Guy said:

Mermaids no :wub:  though it does smell a little fishy 

 

Plus I'm a Vagitarian sooooo  :dunno:

 

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9 minutes ago, The Elevator Killer said:

They say that the old time sailors thought Manatees were Mermaids. Just how focking ugly were women back then?

Imagine waking up next to a manatee.  You would never be able to live that down on the pirate ship.

Aaaarhh.  Here come the fish focker!!!

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24 minutes ago, fandandy said:

Imagine waking up next to a manatee.  You would never be able to live that down on the pirate ship.

Aaaarhh.  Here come the fish focker!!!

Manatees are mammals.  HTH.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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5 minutes ago, Patriotsfatboy1 said:

Manatees are mammals.  HTH.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:lol:  :bandana:

Yeah, but pirates don't know that.

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33 minutes ago, fandandy said:

Yeah, but pirates don't know that.

So, maybe we can add something to the lexicon for regretful one-nighters.  If you end up with a girl so ugly that you would gnaw your arm off before waking her in the morning, you call her "coyote ugly".  If she is so fat that you couldn't roll her off your arm, is she then "manatee fat"?

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