Kopy 491 Posted September 23, 2020 Go to take a piss, and sh1t at the same time.? Why is it the shart that gets all the glory? This happens too. I guess? . I mean, just asking for a friend . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Elevator Killer 497 Posted September 23, 2020 Let's give it up for Jerry Nadler ladies and gentlemen. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Guy 1,400 Posted September 23, 2020 10 minutes ago, Kopy said: Go to take a piss, and sh1t at the same time.? Why is it the shart that gets all the glory? This happens too. I guess? . I mean, just asking for a friend . a standing sh!t? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Elevator Killer 497 Posted September 23, 2020 1 minute ago, Big Guy said: a standing sh!t? Like I said. Jerry Nadler. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Guy 1,400 Posted September 23, 2020 1 minute ago, The Elevator Killer said: Like I said. Jerry Nadler. I'm not familiar with the reference Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Elevator Killer 497 Posted September 23, 2020 1 minute ago, Big Guy said: I'm not familiar with the reference Someone posted a video of congressman Jerry Nadler sharting himself. Then my response to you suggested that Jerry Nadler is a standing sh!t. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted September 23, 2020 So what's protocol with a standing sh!t? Do you then sit to wipe or just keep standing? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Elevator Killer 497 Posted September 23, 2020 Just tell the aliens to chill with the anal probes and you'll be fine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lickin_starfish 1,482 Posted September 23, 2020 47 minutes ago, fandandy said: So what's protocol with a standing sh!t? Do you then sit to wipe or just keep standing? At home, turn around and sit down to finish. In public, go into a stall if nobody else saw you at the urinal. If someone did see you, pretend it didn't happen, wash your hands and walk out and find another bathroom to finish the schit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted September 23, 2020 3 hours ago, The Elevator Killer said: Someone posted a video of congressman Jerry Nadler sharting himself. Then my response to you suggested that Jerry Nadler is a standing sh!t. Round these parts we call that an HT Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mookz 1,287 Posted September 23, 2020 It's like they say: never trust a shart. You may think your underpants are absorbent, but it could be full-on diarrhea. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
