GobbleDog 818 Posted March 24, 2021 What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot-dog vendor? "Make me one with everything." 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,667 Posted March 24, 2021 1 hour ago, OldMaid said: In before NV ruins this thread with the longest joke in history. No need to bring your labia into this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HTH 67 Posted March 24, 2021 What did one Deadhead say to the other Deadhead after the drugs ran out? "This band sucks!" 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HTH 67 Posted March 24, 2021 1 hour ago, GobbleDog said: What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot-dog vendor? "Make me one with everything." This is an all time classic! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dain11279 928 Posted March 25, 2021 Copied from another thread but still one of my all-time favs: Two priests are out driving around when they get pulled over by a police officer. The cop approaches the priests vehicle and says to the driver "Sorry to pull you over father, but we're looking for a couple of child molesters" The two priests look at each other for a few moments and have a few quiet words to each other. The driver turns back to the cop and says; "Alright officer, we'll do it" 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HTH 67 Posted March 25, 2021 What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A Flat Miner. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted April 3, 2021 What has two legs and bleeds? Half of a dog. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JustinCharge 2,397 Posted April 3, 2021 A man is working in a grocery and this woman comes up to him and asks "where is the broccoli?" he replies "we are out but come back tomorrow morning and we will have some." about 5 minutes later the woman walks up to him again and asks "where is the broccoli?" he replies "um, we are all out of broccoli but come back tomorrow morning and we will have some." 5 minutes later, the same woman walks up to him and asks "where is the broccoli?" he replies "how do you spell cat as in catastrophic?" she replies "C-A-T". The man says "how do you spell dog as in dogmatic?" she replies "D-O-G." he says "and how do you spell fock as in broccoli?" she replies "there is no fock in broccoli!" and he goes "that's what I've been trying to tell you!" 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JustinCharge 2,397 Posted April 3, 2021 what did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? if we dont get some support soon, people are gonna think were nuts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
