I Challenge Fanypack To A Duel

[jerryskids 6,790]

23 minutes ago, fandandy said:

You guys hurt me more than you realize.

It's OK, 39 has a certain ring to it as well.  Maybe not to the level of 40, but it's there.   

[kutulu 1,676]

What time does the sword fight start?

[Pimpadeaux 2,406]

14 hours ago, fandandy said:

Not bad either.  fanypack and mancandy both though seem a bit ghey though.  No?

I would prefer something huskier.  

Like a Saturday morning wearing an LLBean flannel kinda name.

Fanpansy?

[Gladiators 1,987]

8 hours ago, kutulu said:

What time does the sword fight start?

Fannypack couldn’t get up for the challenge.

[BunnysBastatrds 2,435]

7 hours ago, Gladiators said:

Fannypack couldn’t get up for the challenge.

 He would have lost that one too.

[fandandy 3,313]

On 9/25/2021 at 10:04 AM, Pimpadeaux said:

Fanpansy?

That's not bad either.

It flows and it's a dig.

I think this could supplant fanypack if it stuck.

I like it.

[Pimpadeaux 2,406]

9 minutes ago, fandandy said:

That's not bad either.

It flows and it's a dig.

I think this could supplant fanypack if it stuck.

I like it.

I like you. 

[Utilit99 4,099]

4 minutes ago, Pimpadeaux said:

I like you. 

phags do tend to like other phags. 

[fandandy 3,313]

3 minutes ago, Pimpadeaux said:

I like you. 

I can't say I blame you.  My competition here is like a Dolts Anonymous chapter that just discovered they exceeded their coffee budget for the year.

[Utilit99 4,099]

9 minutes ago, fandandy said:

I can't say I blame you.  My competition here is like a Dolts Anonymous chapter that just discovered they exceeded their coffee budget for the year.

Your competition here is mdcack and herbi and honcho. So I can't disagree with you.

[fandandy 3,313]

Just now, Utilit99 said:

Your competition here is mdcack and herbi and honcho. So I can't disagree with you.

Please go away.

You are like a fly that can't fly so there is genuinely nothing unique about you.  You are just like this thing that I'm waiting to do something but you can't because you suck.

[Pimpadeaux 2,406]

12 minutes ago, fandandy said:

Please go away.

You are like a fly that can't fly so there is genuinely nothing unique about you.  You are just like this thing that I'm waiting to do something but you can't because you suck.

He makes rice cakes look like Tex Mex. Worst poster in board history. 

[Gladiators 1,987]

1 hour ago, fandandy said:

Please go away.

You are like a fly that can't fly so there is genuinely nothing unique about you.  You are just like this thing that I'm waiting to do something but you can't because you suck.

But you can’t step on him.

[Utilit99 4,099]

2 hours ago, Pimpadeaux said:

He makes rice cakes look like Tex Mex. Worst poster in board history. 

Oh, I left out pimpledouche as your competition. Sorry about that fagdandy.

[fandandy 3,313]

You clowns need to decide on a name for me.  

Maybe bring it to a vote.

I'm partial to fanypack.

You came up with fagdandy and you are dumb as a bag of slinkies so that is definitely not my first choice.

[BunnysBastatrds 2,435]

 You brought up slinkies. Very fitting. Next time you are at boys r us, or Walmart, look at the side of the box. It reads, “ Do Not Use In A vehicle. May cause drowsiness and impairment.” 

[fandandy 3,313]

Do you want to know how I know that you are entirely without a doubt one hundred percent through and through full of absolute sh1t?

You follow me around.

You would like us to believe that you are this guy, but yet you are this guy.

Go fock yourself.  Liar.

[fandandy 3,313]

And that is no offense and I hate to see it because you are relatively iconic based solely on your bullsh1t stories and that one time with the sign making fun of quite possibly the best poster this site has ever had so I do not want to break you like Trump broke Wiff but if you keep coming at me I might do it just for fun.

[BunnysBastatrds 2,435]

 Hey Mike. Please give me a time out? I’m not sure what to do. I have a friend hiding in the bushes helping me with dialogue. I’m so bad, I should be in detention. I am the man. “Easy Money” R Dangerfield. 
 

 Just for fun??? Please do. Seriously, please do. Vague attempts at threats get me harder than phat chicks. And if you’re serious, please do. Bunny love’s a challenge. 

[fandandy 3,313]

Let's play then.  

Rules:

1)  Speak decipherable English you stoopid fock.

2)  That's it.

 

[BunnysBastatrds 2,435]

4 minutes ago, fandandy said:

Let's play then.  

Rules:

1)  Speak decipherable English you stoopid fock.

2)  That's it.

 

 Lots prey Ben!? 
 

 Go Fanypack. You’re it. 

[fandandy 3,313]

See, this is what I'm talking about.  In your dumb brain, I imagine that was witty and hilarious.  To me though, it was, as with everything you have ever typed here in the history of forever, confusing.  I posted the rules of the game.  Either abide or go fock yourself.  

[fandandy 3,313]

And you want a story from me?  Me?

You are fortunate I even notice you exist.

[BunnysBastatrds 2,435]

5 minutes ago, fandandy said:

And you want a story from me?  Me?

You are fortunate I even notice you exist.

 So why do you acknowledge my existence?  A story would help your attention that you so desperately need. 
 

Your cred is on the line, and yet you again avoided it then and now.  
 

 

[fandandy 3,313]

4 am and we are talking.  I am watching a video on Youtube.  It is a walking video.  Nightime.  Someone is holding an umbrella.  It is raining.  I watch this type of stuff all the time.  I have a cat named Cosmo.  He is at my feet right now.  Pure white.  Yellow eyes.  I wish they were blue.  Were they I would have named him Adolph.  He lays on his back which I have read is a sign of trust.  He is constantly laying on his back.  There is a door behind the register that slides left to right and if it is open customers can see him and often after someone remarks I will look back and see him with his legs splayed open and him just being Cosmo and I smile.  

 

 

 

[BunnysBastatrds 2,435]

2 minutes ago, fandandy said:

If he was retarded and a female with a wet poosay and big titties would it be more believable?  

 Sounds like you are a mentally challenged male that pees sitting down with big man b!tch titties, and a sour puss unable to grasp reality on a message board made for fun. Relax. And don’t EVER challenge me if you don’t want me to go here. 
 

 I’ll be nice Fanypack. But don’t push me!!! Go to sleep. Tomorrow’s another day. 

 

[BunnysBastatrds 2,435]

14 minutes ago, fandandy said:

If he was retarded and a female with a wet poosay and big titties would it be more believable?  

 Also, it would be more believable if you brought him to a Queensrhce concert.

[fandandy 3,313]

37 minutes ago, BunnysBastatrds said:

 Sounds like you are a mentally challenged male that pees sitting down with big man b!tch titties, and a sour puss unable to grasp reality on a message board made for fun. Relax. And don’t EVER challenge me if you don’t want me to go here. 
 

 I’ll be nice Fanypack. But don’t push me!!! Go to sleep. Tomorrow’s another day. 

 

I refuse to be Utilit because I think he is a dooshbag so I won't reply with another Ralphie video of him deciphering Little Orphan Annie but respectfully, if we are going to battle, you need to be more coherent.

It needs to at least feel challenging to me.

[fandandy 3,313]

I hope you understand what I am talking about.

[BunnysBastatrds 2,435]

 You have no idea who and what I’m capable of. Don’t go the wrong way or path you are going. Saying this as a fellow Geek and a friend. I promise you that you you don’t want me to go there. 
 

 I extended the olive branch to you. Out of courtesy for a fellow Geek. I go to far sometimes, but don’t let it be a sign of weakness in your head. Please don’t. I don’t want to go down the worm hole. But I will. 
 

 Accept my apology and let us all move on. 

 

[fandandy 3,313]

8 minutes ago, BunnysBastatrds said:

 You have no idea who and what I’m capable of. Don’t go the wrong way or path you are going. Saying this as a fellow Geek and a friend. I promise you that you you don’t want me to go there. 
 

 I extended the olive branch to you. Out of courtesy for a fellow Geek. I go to far sometimes, but don’t let it be a sign of weakness in your head. Please don’t. I don’t want to go down the worm hole. But I will. 
 

 Accept my apology and let us all move on. 

 

Was this an apology?

Or a threat?

[BunnysBastatrds 2,435]

6 minutes ago, fandandy said:

Was this an apology?

 

 It was Oprah taking a sh!t on my way home from the hospital.???