Amber Heard's current boyfriend - Vito Schnabel

[edjr 6,579]

At least as of 7 days ago. If the dude can score Amber heard, he can score better. After what has been said in court, how could he ever stay with her?

he also dates Heidi Klum

[Voltaire 5,267]

Not as good a catch as she would seem.

[Djgb13 2,339]

I’d still hit it  

[IGotWorms 4,057]

Well we all know crazy chick = amazing sex

He’s playing with fire but I, for one, applaud the risk

[edjr 6,579]

23 minutes ago, IGotWorms said:

Well we all know crazy chick = amazing sex

He’s playing with fire but I, for one, applaud the risk

he may have an inkling he was playing with fire before the trial. he now knows he is playing with smokey the bear. Get the fock outta there!

[Djgb13 2,339]

12 minutes ago, edjr said:

he may have an inkling he was playing with fire before the trial. he now knows he is playing with smokey the bear. Get the fock outta there!

Her taking a Sh1t in my bed would’ve made me go Chris Brown on her for real 

[IGotWorms 4,057]

7 minutes ago, Djgb13 said:

Her taking a Sh1t in my bed would’ve made me go Chris Brown on her for real 

Okay tough guy

[Djgb13 2,339]

5 minutes ago, IGotWorms said:

Okay tough guy

Ain’t no tough guy to it. You Sh1t in my bed purposely out of spite my hand Sh1ts all over your face  

[Cloaca du jour 2,148]

We love schnabels...we love schnabels

[IGotWorms 4,057]

1 hour ago, Djgb13 said:

Ain’t no tough guy to it. You Sh1t in my bed purposely out of spite my hand Sh1ts all over your face  

Okay woman beater.

Oh wait she provoked you?

Don’t they all?

[Djgb13 2,339]

13 minutes ago, IGotWorms said:

Okay woman beater.

Oh wait she provoked you?

Don’t they all?

They want equal rights they can have equal lefts too  

[edjr 6,579]

2 minutes ago, Djgb13 said:

They want equal rights they can have equal lefts too  

 

[Strike 5,316]

You know what you tell an Amber Heard with two black eyes? 

[wiffleball 4,789]

3 hours ago, Djgb13 said:

Ain’t no tough guy to it. You Sh1t in my bed purposely out of spite my hand Sh1ts all over your face  

You know, there are Asian businessmen who will pay extra money for that.

[wiffleball 4,789]

1 hour ago, IGotWorms said:

Okay woman beater.

Oh wait she provoked you?

Don’t they all?

I'd like to refer you to the Bill Burr post from not too long ago...

[IGotWorms 4,057]

3 minutes ago, wiffleball said:

I'd like to refer you to the Bill Burr post from not too long ago...

Oh believe me I know—I was married once. 

ONCE.

[wiffleball 4,789]

So, an Italian jew. That joke seems to write itself.

 

I haven't followed much, but I saw where Amber's psychologist basically just called her batshit crazy. They don't generally do that.

[wiffleball 4,789]

https://toofab.com/2022/04/27/johnny-depp-trial-sees-body-cam-of-911-call-that-marked-end-of-relationship-with-amber-heard/

[edjr 6,579]

33 minutes ago, IGotWorms said:

Oh believe me I know—I was married once. 

ONCE.

Did your mother also grab you once?

[wiffleball 4,789]

17 minutes ago, edjr said:

Did your mother also grab you once?

Who do you think he was married to?