Non-binary Biden nuclear official charged with stealing woman’s $2.3K luggage at airport

[Hardcore troubadour 12,552]

He had too much baggage. 

[Engorgeous George 1,137]

He can apply at Disney to be a cast member in the Park.  Maybe Tinkerbell.

[Alias Detective 1,177]

Perfectly normal

[Strike 3,934]

https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/crime/sam-brinton-arrested-in-maryland-on-fugitive-from-justice-charges

[Tree of Knowledge 819]

This thing will forever be the face of this administration. 

[Strike 3,934]

Held without Bail.  Going to the MEN's jail:

https://nypost.com/2023/05/23/non-binary-sam-brinton-will-be-placed-in-mens-jail/

HAHAHAHA