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[Pimpadeaux 2,406]

Q: How do you get a Baptist to not drink all your beer during a fishing trip?

A: Invite two Baptists.

[weepaws 3,191]

59 minutes ago, Pimpadeaux said:

Q: How do you get a Baptist to not drink all your beer during a fishing trip?

A: Invite two Baptists.

Submit yourself therefore to God, resist the devil, and he will flee from you.  Amen. 

 

[Pimpadeaux 2,406]

4 minutes ago, weepaws said:

Submit yourself therefore to God, resist the devil, and he will flee from you.  Amen. 

 

I'm partial to proselytizing that isn't so heavy-handed and judgmental. 

I was hoping this thread would turn into a Bible-study group, not just mostly you spouting 28 pages of verses. You  didn't address peenie, an atheist who went to church and was enjoying reading the Bible.

 

[weepaws 3,191]

Romans 1:18.  For the Wrath of God is revealed from Heaven against all Ungodliness and Unrighteousness of Men, who hold the Truth in unrighteousness.  Amen. 

If you feel Judge by the Word of God, that a really good thing, the Holy Spirit is among you.  

God bless.  

[weepaws 3,191]

John 16:33. In the world you will have tribulation.  But take heart ; I have overcome the world.  Thank you Jesus.  Amen. 

[weepaws 3,191]

John 3:36.  He the believes on the Son has everlasting life, and he that believes not the Son shall not see life, but the wrath of God.  

Amen. 

[weepaws 3,191]

Matthew 11:28.  Come to Me, all you who are weary and burdened, and I will give you rest.    Amen.  

[weepaws 3,191]

Isaiah 26:21.  And I will execute great vengeance upon them with furious rebukes, and they shall know that I am the Lord , when I shall lay my vengeance upon them.  Amen. 

[JustinCharge 2,397]

On 9/4/2023 at 3:57 PM, Pimpadeaux said:

I'm partial to proselytizing that isn't so heavy-handed and judgmental. 

as opposed to the way you act on this forum, heavy handed and judgemental.  

[Dozer FBG 325]

On 9/4/2023 at 4:48 PM, Pimpadeaux said:

Q: How do you get a Baptist to not drink all your beer during a fishing trip?

A: Invite two Baptists.

Why don’t Baptists have sex standing up?

The don’t want people to think they’re dancing.

[weepaws 3,191]

He first loved us.  1 John 4:19. 

Continue to grow.  Colossians 1:9-11.  

Amen 

[Pimpadeaux 2,406]

2 hours ago, JustinCharge said:

as opposed to the way you act on this forum, heavy handed and judgemental.  

You mad, bro?

[weepaws 3,191]

Be not envious of evil men.  Proverbs 24:1.  Amen. 

[weepaws 3,191]

Reap life everlasting.  Galatians 6:8. 

[weepaws 3,191]

On 9/4/2023 at 3:57 PM, Pimpadeaux said:

I'm partial to proselytizing that isn't so heavy-handed and judgmental. 

I was hoping this thread would turn into a Bible-study group, not just mostly you spouting 28 pages of verses. You  didn't address peenie, an atheist who went to church and was enjoying reading the Bible.

 

 

20 hours ago, Dozer FBG said:

Why don’t Baptists have sex standing up?

The don’t want people to think they’re dancing.

Proverbs 24:2.  For their Heart Study Destruction, and their Lips Talk of Mischief. Amen. 

God’s Words fits those two clowns above.  

 

[weepaws 3,191]

Who has saved us.  2 Timothy 1:9.  

God is patient.  2 Peter 3:9-10.  

Don’t be responsible for putting a stumbling block in  your brothers in Christ way.  Romans 14:13.  

Amen.  

Thank you Jesus.  

[weepaws 3,191]

Be not weary.  Galatians 6:9.  Amen. 

[weepaws 3,191]

Wisconsin school district offers books teaching kids to explore kinks through porn, gay sex apps.  Come Quickly Lord.  

 

Alaska to become 24th state to ban males from woman’s sports.  Thank you Jesus.  

Amen. 

[weepaws 3,191]

Do good unto all.  Galatians 6:10. Amen. 

[weepaws 3,191]

The wages of sin is death.  Romans 6:23.  

Be steadfast.  Colossians 1:21-23.  

In everything give thanks.  1 Thessalonians 5:16-18.  

Amen.  

[weepaws 3,191]

Matthew 10:32.  Therefore whoever confesses Me before people, I will also confess him before My Father who is in Heaven. 

2 Peter 3:9.  The Lord is not slow to fulfill His promises as some count slowness, But is patience toward you, not wishing that any should perish, but that all should reach repentance. If Jesus isn’t your Lord and Savior, wrap your heart around that verse, that’s a true blessing to you.   

Isaiah 64:8.  But now, O Lord, you are our Father, we are the clay, and you are the potter, we are all the work of your hands. 

Attendees at school board meeting recite Lords Prayer. 

Amen   

Turn from your sins, accept Jesus Christ Lord and Savior.  Amen 

 

[weepaws 3,191]

A wise man is strong.  Proverbs 24:6.  Are you wise? Have accepted Jesus Christ Lord and Savior.  

[HellToupee 1,775]

[weepaws 3,191]

Redemption through His Blood.  Ephesians 1:7.  Amen. 

[weepaws 3,191]

I wonder if Teresa made it to Heaven, no guarantee unless you accept Jesus Christ  Lord And Savior. Amen.  

[weepaws 3,191]

Nehemiah 9:17b.  Thou art a God ready to pardon, gracious, and merciful, slow to anger and of great kindness, and forsake them not.  Amen. 

[weepaws 3,191]

The Third Day.  1 Corinthians 15:4.   Amen.  

[HellToupee 1,775]

On 9/8/2023 at 8:08 PM, weepaws said:

I wonder if Teresa made it to Heaven, no guarantee unless you accept Jesus Christ  Lord And Savior. Amen.  

She was Canonized. She made it. She could’ve put a strap on and used it on Pope Francis and she would’ve still made it. She was Canonized. Come on.
 

HTH

[weepaws 3,191]

2 hours ago, HellToupee said:

She was Canonized. She made it. She could’ve put a strap on and used it on Pope Francis and she would’ve still made it. She was Canonized. Come on.
 

HTH

Thats not true, one shouldn’t go around lying.  

This is what is true.   

John 14:6.  Jesus said.  I am the way , and the truth, and the life. No One comes to the Father except through Me.  Truth.  

1 Timothy 2:5.  For there is one God, and there is one mediator between God and Man, the Man Jesus Christ.  Truth

John 3:16.  For God so loved the world, that He Gave His only Son, that who so ever believe in Him should not perish but have eternal life. Truth. 

Romans 10:9. If you confess.  

John 3:36. Who ever believe on the Son.  

Here to Educate.  

Amen. 

[weepaws 3,191]

Proverbs 24:7.  Wisdom is to high for a fool, he open not his mouth at the gate.  Truth.  Amen. 

Luke 6:9-11.  Hypocrite.  Amen.  

 

[Blue Horseshoe 348]

"To show partiality is not good, because for a piece of bread a man will transgress."

- Proverbs 28:21

 

 

@weepaws

A show you might find interesting is Marco Polo. It came out in 2014 on Netflix. I think it does a good job showing how one's faith is tested across culture and hardship. The show has a naïve son, used horribly by his "ambitious" father, beyond all reasonable measure. And Kublai Khan becomes his surrogate father, in a way. Both better and worse in total. Obviously there is some creative license here. The Proverbs quote reminds me of how easily we find out someone's price. In the scene above, you see a ruler assessing the limits of what these weary travelers will pay for his blessing to do trade. 

True faith has no price. It can't be bartered. Only surrendered in our worst moments where we cave in to our flawed nature. It is the nature of free will, to be at constant war within ourselves. 

Be well, brother, keep the faith in all things. 

[jerryskids 6,797]

On 9/8/2023 at 5:08 PM, weepaws said:

I wonder if Teresa made it to Heaven, no guarantee unless you accept Jesus Christ  Lord And Savior. Amen.  

Wait, do you really mean Mother Teresa? If so, are you special needs?

[weepaws 3,191]

2 hours ago, Blue Horseshoe said:

"To show partiality is not good, because for a piece of bread a man will transgress."

- Proverbs 28:21

 

 

@weepaws

A show you might find interesting is Marco Polo. It came out in 2014 on Netflix. I think it does a good job showing how one's faith is tested across culture and hardship. The show has a naïve son, used horribly by his "ambitious" father, beyond all reasonable measure. And Kublai Khan becomes his surrogate father, in a way. Both better and worse in total. Obviously there is some creative license here. The Proverbs quote reminds me of how easily we find out someone's price. In the scene above, you see a ruler assessing the limits of what these weary travelers will pay for his blessing to do trade. 

True faith has no price. It can't be bartered. Only surrendered in our worst moments where we cave in to our flawed nature. It is the nature of free will, to be at constant war within ourselves. 

Be well, brother, keep the faith in all things. 

Yes sir I agree, I’ll check the movie.   Even the smallest of temptations can trip one up.  

Appreciate your insight, and the movie clip.  

God bless. 

[weepaws 3,191]

46 minutes ago, jerryskids said:

Wait, do you really mean Mother Teresa? If so, are you special needs?

Works doesn’t get into Heaven, that the thinking of the Catholic Church.   Jesus is the only way, do you have knowledge that Teresa had a relationship with God? 

God says throughout the Bible, His Word, that He welcomes all that come to Him.  

Romans 2:11-16.  For there is no respect of persons with God.  Must repent and accept Jesus Christ Lord Savior.   Romans 2:16.  In the day when God shall judge the secrets of men by Jesus Christ according to My Gospel.  

I wonder if Teresa accepted Jesus, we know what great things Teresa did , but none of us , but God only knew her heart.  

God bless.  

[HellToupee 1,775]

6 hours ago, weepaws said:

Works doesn’t get into Heaven, that the thinking of the Catholic Church.   Jesus is the only way, do you have knowledge that Teresa had a relationship with God? 

God says throughout the Bible, His Word, that He welcomes all that come to Him.  

Romans 2:11-16.  For there is no respect of persons with God.  Must repent and accept Jesus Christ Lord Savior.   Romans 2:16.  In the day when God shall judge the secrets of men by Jesus Christ according to My Gospel.  

I wonder if Teresa accepted Jesus, we know what great things Teresa did , but none of us , but God only knew her heart.  

God bless.  

Pope Francis gave her the

[jerryskids 6,797]

15 hours ago, weepaws said:

Works doesn’t get into Heaven, that the thinking of the Catholic Church.   Jesus is the only way, do you have knowledge that Teresa had a relationship with God? 

God says throughout the Bible, His Word, that He welcomes all that come to Him.  

Romans 2:11-16.  For there is no respect of persons with God.  Must repent and accept Jesus Christ Lord Savior.   Romans 2:16.  In the day when God shall judge the secrets of men by Jesus Christ according to My Gospel.  

I wonder if Teresa accepted Jesus, we know what great things Teresa did , but none of us , but God only knew her heart.  

God bless.  

A few points.  One, I don't know why you think Mother Teresa did not embrace Jesus.

Two, works do get you into heaven, according to Jesus.  And it is works, not words, which define one's love of Jesus:

Jesus says: “If you love Me, keep My commandments … He who has My commandments and keeps them, it is he who loves Me … If anyone loves Me, he will keep My word; and My Father will love him, and We will come to him and make Our home with him.” John 14:15-24.

I see that you are one of those people who thinks he can be an insufferable doosh who drives people away from God, but that you will achieve salvation because you cherry pick quotes from the Bible that support your position.  Hopefully that works out for you.  Many people from the Catholic Church, much smarter than you, have analyzed and identified the various paths laid out for salvation.  Our God is an inclusive one who wants his people to succeed.

God bless.

[jerryskids 6,797]

⁹ The commandments, “You shall not commit adultery,” “You shall not murder,” “You shall not steal,” “You shall not covet,”^[a] and whatever other command there may be, are summed up in this one command: “Love your neighbor as yourself.”^[b] 10 Love does no harm to a neighbor. Therefore love is the fulfillment of the law. - Romans 13 9-10

[weepaws 3,191]

10 hours ago, HellToupee said:

Pope Francis gave her the

Let the dead bury the dead Jesus said. 

[weepaws 3,191]

19 minutes ago, jerryskids said:

A few points.  One, I don't know why you think Mother Teresa did not embrace Jesus.

Two, works do get you into heaven, according to Jesus.  And it is works, not words, which define one's love of Jesus:

Jesus says: “If you love Me, keep My commandments … He who has My commandments and keeps them, it is he who loves Me … If anyone loves Me, he will keep My word; and My Father will love him, and We will come to him and make Our home with him.” John 14:15-24.

I see that you are one of those people who thinks he can be an insufferable doosh who drives people away from God, but that you will achieve salvation because you cherry pick quotes from the Bible that support your position.  Hopefully that works out for you.  Many people from the Catholic Church, much smarter than you, have analyzed and identified the various paths laid out for salvation.  Our God is an inclusive one who wants his people to succeed.

God bless.

One can’t achieve salvation doing any kind of works, your post is just full of catholic bs.  Nothing that one can do can one make it Heaven.  

Lesson #1.  One can only make it to heaven through Jesus Christ, end of lesson #1.  There is documents at all that say or show that Teresa accepted Jesus Christ Lord Savior.   So my question still stands, did she or did she not make it Heaven.  Was her name in the book.  

I don’t know mr catholic, and neither do you.  Have a great day. 

God bless.  

[weepaws 3,191]

Revelation 20:15.  Anyone who’s name was not found written in the book of life was Thrown into the lake of Fire.  Amen. 

God bless.