So, you and your wife have a baby...

[wiffleball 4,788]

It's your first night out, eating riblets and listening to Luke Bryan. Having a good old time on your first parental date night in the burbs. And then you're beloved wife flops one of her boobs out and starts feeding the kid. Right there at table 14. 

Thoughts?

 

[posty 2,613]

11 minutes ago, wiffleball said:

Thoughts?

Does the kid look like the mailman or the Amazon driver?

[paulinstl 296]

Why no sitter? Why Applebee's? 

[seafoam1 2,808]

Do what liberals do. Kill it in the womb or run a city as a democrat and let everyone who votes for you kill your kid and all it's friends.

[wiffleball 4,788]

9 minutes ago, paulinstl said:

Why no sitter? Why Applebee's? 

Duh. Riblets!

[wiffleball 4,788]

6 minutes ago, seafoam1 said:

Do what liberals do. Kill it in the womb or run a city as a democrat and let everyone who votes for you kill your kid and all it's friends.

I swear, you've got to be one of those guys who wakes up in the morning and curses out loud thinking the Liberals took all the Rs of your alphabits.

[seafoam1 2,808]

10 minutes ago, wiffleball said:

I swear, you've got to be one of those guys who wakes up in the morning and curses out loud thinking the Liberals took all the Rs of your alphabits.

I wake up happy. You seem worried and troubled. You don't need to share any more. Get some sleep drunkard.

[Alias Detective 1,389]

57 minutes ago, wiffleball said:

It's your first night out, eating riblets and listening to Luke Bryan. Having a good old time on your first parental date night in the burbs. And then you're beloved wife flops one of her boobs out and starts feeding the kid. Right there at table 14. 

Thoughts?

 

Get a life.

[posty 2,613]

Also, why were you listening to Luke Bryan?  Was that by choice?

[wiffleball 4,788]

33 minutes ago, posty said:

Also, why were you listening to Luke Bryan?  Was that by choice?

You understand My wife and kid are fictional, right? 

 

They died years ago. 

 

In a kiln accident. 

 

God I miss Fawn. 

 

She was deer to me. 

 

[Gepetto 1,291]

1 hour ago, paulinstl said:

Why no sitter? Why Applebee's? 

Because haven't you heard 2 for $25  and a free full size appetizer!!!!!!!!

[seafoam1 2,808]

2 minutes ago, wiffleball said:

You understand My wife and kid are fictional, right? 

Yeah. Everyone does.

[BeenHereBefore 1,470]

2 hours ago, wiffleball said:

It's your first night out, eating riblets and listening to Luke Bryan. Having a good old time on your first parental date night in the burbs. And then you're beloved wife flops one of her boobs out and starts feeding the kid. Right there at table 14. 

Thoughts?

 

Is that TJ Booker eating alone at table 10 ?

[wiffleball 4,788]

1 hour ago, BeenHereBefore said:

Is that TJ Booker eating alone at table 10 ?

Lol. 

 

It's a step up. He used to just sit in his prius in the parking lot.