BeenHereBefore 1,517 Posted September 7, 2023 The average adult spends more time on the toilet than they do exercising. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,435 Posted September 7, 2023 Eat more,chicken than women. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JustinCharge 2,397 Posted September 7, 2023 As a kid, i discovered how to plug a dead phone line into the phone circuits and listen in on everyones conversations. Weekend nights were hilarious. It was all horny guys begging girls for sex. Theyd be begging for an hour plus. “can i come over?” ”why” ”because” ”no i dont want to” ”please….please…please” dont ever tell me guys have game Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,790 Posted September 7, 2023 Look at this as a great opportunity. Can't wait to see you on shark tank with a toilet with attached pedals. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 2,130 Posted September 7, 2023 13 hours ago, BeenHereBefore said: The average adult spends more time on the toilet than they do exercising. I’ve spent 60 minutes today exercising. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,790 Posted September 7, 2023 Just now, OldMaid said: I’ve spent 60 minutes today exercising. Geez girl, you gotta get some fiber in your diet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BeenHereBefore 1,517 Posted September 7, 2023 1 hour ago, OldMaid said: I’ve spent 60 minutes today exercising. I spend 3 to 4 hours a week exercising and less then 15 mins a week on the can, so I guess we aren't average adults. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fnord 2,259 Posted September 7, 2023 15 hours ago, BeenHereBefore said: The average adult spends more time on the toilet than they do exercising. I wanna see a demographic breakdown on this. As a single, unmarried dude, I was in and out of the schitter. As a married dude with two kids, it's the only place in the house that offers sanctuary, and I spend more and more time in there... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BeenHereBefore 1,517 Posted September 7, 2023 2 hours ago, JustinCharge said: As a kid, i discovered how to plug a dead phone line into the phone circuits and listen in on everyones conversations. Weekend nights were hilarious. It was all horny guys begging girls for sex. Theyd be begging for an hour plus. “can i come over?” ”why” ”because” ”no i dont want to” ”please….please…please” dont ever tell me guys have game Don't know why this is exercise or toilet related ? But I use to have a scanner in the 90's that I could listen to cordless cell phones back in the 90's, Listen to my neighbors got boring quick. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,790 Posted September 7, 2023 1 hour ago, Fnord said: I wanna see a demographic breakdown on this. As a single, unmarried dude, I was in and out of the schitter. As a married dude with two kids, it's the only place in the house that offers sanctuary, and I spend more and more time in there... That was my dad. I didn't see him until I was 15. But jesus, did he destroy that room. I went to school early just so I can poop. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JustinCharge 2,397 Posted September 7, 2023 2 hours ago, BeenHereBefore said: Don't know why this is exercise or toilet related ? But I use to have a scanner in the 90's that I could listen to cordless cell phones back in the 90's, Listen to my neighbors got boring quick. Oh i would sometimes go around on weekend nights with a guy who had a police scanner to check out crashes and stuff. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cruzer 1,995 Posted September 8, 2023 One could argue, daily duece’n, being regular - is every bit as important and vital to one’s health as cardio and weights in the gym… So I’m cool with that stat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
