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One Word Plus Name Commands

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 So I’m working last night doing theft control and greeter. It’s fun but my old feet don’t think so. Me: High, welcome to ACME. I have to change up the greeting and have a nice day/evening. I’ve been getting some new ides depending on the customer. I’ve read the body language book that the FBI trains with and negotiations. I’ve got fifty so far for every situation. Fun stuff.

 

 So a big guy comes in, then a half an hour walks out the door five pairs of shoes not paid.  Me: Hey get back, stop!!!     Then I head toward him… and hear….Bunny No!!,  Don’t. Let him go. Kwashiorkor pissed and was Wtf?

Got the manager talk about shoplifting do and donuts again.  Me: I understand but…..it’s not in my DNA, anymore.

 Driving home mad, I laughed at , BUNNY, NO!  Got me thinking of one word commands to pets, children, all else. 

 

 

 

 

 

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Hoible foible.  That’s pretty much always true.

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I get “Harder/faster/deeper” + MLCKAA all the time…

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The kids dont say “be careful”  They say “care”

oddly they no longer say “do you want to come?”  But instead say “do you want to come with?”  

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