Pumpkin Carving…Do You?

[BunnysBastatrds 2,310]

 I always do since my daughter was born. Did this one once for a party.

 

 

https://www.google.com/gasearch?q=Sick Pumpkin throwing up&tbm=isch&source=sh/x/gs/m2/5

 

[BeenHereBefore 1,455]

GF gets one every year and says she is going to but never does, pumpkin tossed out for garbage man every November at some point.

[MTSkiBum 1,620]

I carve one start to finish, however I also gut 3 other pumpkins and prep them for carving for my wife and kids.

 

My brother and I have competitions every year. If I spend a lot of time I can carve something fairly complex. It just how much time I want to spend on pumpkins. 

[BunnysBastatrds 2,310]

10 minutes ago, MTSkiBum said:

I carve one start to finish, however I also gut 3 other pumpkins and prep them for carving for my wife and kids.

 

My brother and I have competitions every year. If I spend a lot of time I can carve something fairly complex. It just how much time I want to spend on pumpkins. 

 I have a carving set for it. Looking for a new idea for this year. 

[MTSkiBum 1,620]

5 minutes ago, BunnysBastatrds said:

 I have a carving set for it. Looking for a new idea for this year. 

Just one?? 

[WhiteWonder 2,675]

havn't carved a pumpkin in a while. that puking one looks fun. I'd assume you cant display that outside without animals having a feast.... maybe spray the 'vomit' part with a coat of finish?

[WhiteWonder 2,675]

1 hour ago, BeenHereBefore said:

GF gets one every year and says she is going to but never does, pumpkin tossed out for garbage man every November at some point.

should dry out and cook the seeds. 

[RogerDodger 797]

1 hour ago, WhiteWonder said:

should dry out and cook the seeds. 

This. Except they pretty much dry out during the roasting process.  lol

Every year. Garden gave us 4 this year including one that's about 24 inches in diameter.  

[bostonlager 2,664]

I want to do one like this. 
 

https://www.titleist.com.cn/teamtitleist/team-titleist/f/golf-balls/30742/my-jack-o-lantern

 

[WhiteWonder 2,675]

33 minutes ago, bostonlager said:

I want to do one like this. 
 

https://www.titleist.com.cn/teamtitleist/team-titleist/f/golf-balls/30742/my-jack-o-lantern

 

After you finish painting it, you can display it in the woods for realism.

[SUXBNME 1,457]

My heterosexual life partner actually has pumpkins growing in our backyard.  
4 or 5 of them have already reached their normal size and he gave them away.  

It looks there are 3 or 4 more of them that will be "ripe" in a week or so.   
Will we carve them?  Fuk no.  He'll prolly feed them to the 7 damn annoying chickens he currently harbors.  (illegaly)

[MTSkiBum 1,620]

5 minutes ago, SUXBNME said:

My heterosexual life partner actually has pumpkins growing in our backyard.  
4 or 5 of them have already reached their normal size and he gave them away.  

It looks there are 3 or 4 more of them that will be "ripe" in a week or so.   
Will we carve them?  Fuk no.  He'll prolly feed them to the 7 damn annoying chickens he currently harbors.  (illegaly)

Where is your all hallows day tradition? 

If this was back in the days of the old geek club I would challenge you to a carving contest, 50 dollars and the geeks vote on who has a better pumpkin, but because of poster turnover recently......

[WhiteWonder 2,675]

13 minutes ago, MTSkiBum said:

Where is your all hallows day tradition? 

If this was back in the days of the old geek club I would challenge you to a carving contest, 50 dollars and the geeks vote on who has a better pumpkin, but because of poster turnover recently......

Seafoam can vote 47 times  

[seafoam1 2,799]

3 hours ago, WhiteWonder said:

Seafoam can vote 47 times  

Another guy with ghosts chasing him around. 

[bostonlager 2,664]

18 hours ago, WhiteWonder said:

After you finish painting it, you can display it in the woods for realism.

Or at the bottom of a pond