What Animal Would Like To Be Incarnated As

[BunnysBastatrds 2,315]

A great white. Go where you want and eat what you want. 

[Voltaire 5,202]

Be an albatross. Just go anywhere I want in the world, any time I want, circle the globe, across oceans, no problem. They live long lives and are big birds such that other birds don't fock with them.

[TommyGavin 790]

Re

[Engorgeous George 2,131]

Zendaya's lap dog or alternatively a grizzly

[5-Points 3,389]

Richard Gere's gerbil 

[Herbivore 1,115]

Finding Nemo makes being a Sea Turtle pretty cool

[Mookz 1,338]

2 hours ago, Voltaire said:

Be an albatross. Just go anywhere I want in the world, any time I want, circle the globe, across oceans, no problem. They live long lives and are big birds such that other birds don't fock with them.

If it helps, we already think of you as teh geek bored albatross.