Opinion: Bunny Needs an Intervention

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18 hours ago, jerryskids said:

By wedge, you mean her cleavage?

I mean, 

 She’s got incredible tig bittys.

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13 hours ago, MLCKAA said:

Why?  She’s a redhead with luscious creamy white complexion.  Where does cinnamon come into things?

 Also, I would love to put ,ughhh , white frosting all over them.

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13 hours ago, Mookz said:

Describe her again but slower this time. 

 

[TheNewGirl 1,489]

Interesting turn this thread took! 

 

Need to clarify - I don't have blue eyes. Sux comment "5 foot 2 and eyes of blue." No, they are like a hazel/green/brown. 

My breast-age. Used to be a 32F but had a reduction in summer of 2022 due to shoulder and back pain, etc. So, apologies to the GC. 

 

Bunny, please be careful mixing booze and meds. It isn't shameful to reach out for help if you need it. 

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1 minute ago, TheNewGirl said:

Interesting turn this thread took! 

 

Need to clarify - I don't have blue eyes. Sux comment "5 foot 2 and eyes of blue." No, they are like a hazel/green/brown. 

My breast-age. Used to be a 32F but had a reduction in summer of 2022 due to shoulder and back pain, etc. So, apologies to the GC. 

 

Bunny, please be careful mixing booze and meds. It isn't shameful to reach out for help if you need it. 

 

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1 hour ago, TheNewGirl said:

Interesting turn this thread took! 

 

Need to clarify - I don't have blue eyes. Sux comment "5 foot 2 and eyes of blue." No, they are like a hazel/green/brown. 

Well that's a much worse rhyme.  Would you consider contacts? 

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2 hours ago, TheNewGirl said:

 

My breast-age. Used to be a 32F but had a reduction in summer of 2022 due to shoulder and back pain, etc. So, apologies to the GC. 

 

 

wear them in good health.  it's all about shape, not size.  there are a lot of unattractive biggins out there.

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3 hours ago, BeenHereBefore said:

You must be nuts over her.

Teabag

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3 hours ago, TheNewGirl said:

Interesting turn this thread took! 

 

Need to clarify - I don't have blue eyes. Sux comment "5 foot 2 and eyes of blue." No, they are like a hazel/green/brown. 

My breast-age. Used to be a 32F but had a reduction in summer of 2022 due to shoulder and back pain, etc. So, apologies to the GC. 

 

Bunny, please be careful mixing booze and meds. It isn't shameful to reach out for help if you need it. 

 Thank you. All of y’all mean a lot to me. I reconnected with my daughter, which has my heart and soul feeling so very happy. I have a grandson that is so beautiful. I met my brother for the first time last weekend, which was an incredible experience. I’m taking these mood pills and blood pressure medicine. I’ve cut my alcohol intake. I’m pretty much the happiest I’ve been in five years. I just have now shake this addiction to YT…

 

 

 

 But I sure do learn much.

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3 hours ago, Mookz said:

Well that's a much worse rhyme.  Would you consider contacts? 

 Roses are red, violets are hazel/green,/brown, And so are your boobies to.

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 The universe works in mysterious ways. I was reading this thread again and thank you for the kindness, I really appreciate it. So, the phone quacks, my ringer. It’s a number I don’t recognize but it was 504 area code and I answered. It was a woman named Asia. She said she is calling on me through DePaul and said they were looking over the test results from my last visit and wanted to know if  I wanted an appointment with a therapist. Said yes and how crazy this world is. Me: Yes mam.ASAP if you can.  My new wifey and I were discussing this last night. And TNG said the same.    Asia: OK, great. December 7th at 1:00. I’ll text you the details. And who is TNG?   Me: A beautiful woman who cares about all.

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18 hours ago, SUXBNME said:

Wouldn't know.   Never met her.  Like I said, she's wise

I thought you were being witty 

Wise=owl=Hoot=Hooters

My bad. 

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41 minutes ago, TommyGavin said:

I thought you were being witty 

Wise=owl=Hoot=Hooters

My bad. 

 The only wiser person at a Hooters is Bud. 

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4 hours ago, TommyGavin said:

I thought you were being witty 

Wise=owl=Hoot=Hooters

My bad. 

I get it. Good one /

Also, you're not bad, just a for not calling me. 

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3 hours ago, BunnysBastatrds said:

 The only wiser person at a Hooters is Bud. 

 

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 White Wonder tells Sux, “You must be nutz over her.” The first thing I thought of was grease monkey Sux at sixteen like? I closed my eyes when the meds and kewrs lite kicked in and I had a dream.  
 Picture this… Sux gets his fob at local gas station in Californication. The owner sees he kind of mentally challenged.He hires to pump gas, charge oil and tire pressure, etc. His first day on the job, busts his ass.   The boss wants him to drop the soap in the shower, butt was patiently awaiting. So TNG pulls up to get her, ughh, fluid changed.She’s driving a blue convertible 911 Porche. Wearing a low cut sundress. Sux started but wen to ask the boss what doe because she was very friendly.   Boss: Nice Jethro. Tell er how pretty she is and what a beautiful day. He goes back and uses the boss’ advice. TNG spends three minutes explaining how she was going to a vineyard to smash grapes in a barrel , with a big smile. Sux gets nervous so he goes to boss.  Sux; Her skirt is shorter than it was when she got here.  Boss Wow…you? OK, here’s what you do. Show her your nuts.  He goes back and says that twenty one dollars. With a smile she says thank you.   What does Jethrow Sux do…