Your Stranded On An Island And…

[BunnysBastatrds 2,435]

… all you have to eat are coconuts and clams. You’re dreaming about having your last drink and sex.Then instant karma happens. That bum you gave a Jackson to many moons ago and that hooker in Minnesota pays off. A pint flask of whiskey is on the beach. It has”RUB Me And Chug Me” written on it. So you say “Fawkin A”  And followed the directions and are rewarded. It’s Ana Nichole Smith ( when she was smoking hot) and she says you get three wishes Master. What do you desire? 
 

 Holly fawking heaven…

 What are your three wishes from genie Ana Nicole Smith?

[nobody 2,667]

1. A fully charged, working satellite phone
2. An accessible source of fresh water
3. Let's see how the first two work out before making the third.

 

[wiffleball 4,790]

You're 

[lickin_starfish 1,935]

1. An unsinkable, indestructible yacht, with a full crew of capable hot and horny women, with a kitchen stocked with all types of food that never runs out.

2. Wealth, good health,  and prosperity for my kids.

3. Epstein's client list released to the public.

[BunnysBastatrds 2,435]

 If these three came out of the bottle, I’m out of wishes. 
 

NSFW 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[bostonlager 2,665]

 

[MLCKAA 573]

1.  No one ever finds me;

2.  The island has a bear;

3.  I never have to speak again.

[Engorgeous George 2,331]

Wisdom

Unusually robust health

Contentment with my lot in life

 

Alternatively

That she turns herself into an unusually compliant sexual partner who morphs from Barbara Eden into Racquel Welch and then into Tia Carerre and then back. (If she could throw in a young Ann Margberet that would be !)

Unusually robust health

Enough supplies that I never want to leave the island