When Was The Last Time You Said WTF

[BunnysBastatrds 2,436]

 I had brunch with wifey poo Sunday. Very nice. On the way home she pulled into Sally’s Beauty Supplies. She needed half dye. Me: You dyed it a few days ago.   Wifey gets out of car, so I go in. It’s packed with ugly peoples. So I’m standing by wifey and she’s asking me what color do I like? Me: Whatever matches the carpet.  Wifey: you didn’t even notice last night? Typical man. I removed the carpet last week and it’s porcelain now you big dummy!   And i was about to respond, this two hundred fifty lbs black can of biscuits wearing zebra pants and moose knuckle and a Nirvana “Smells Like Teen Spirit” shirt and barefooted.  Me: WTF!!!???   Moos Knuckle: You better recognize!

[edjr 6,580]

today golfing, 15 times. 

[Mike Honcho 5,269]

Around 2PM when the same simple graphic treatment crashed my program for the 3rd time.  

[Bier Meister 1,710]

This one time, during my senior year, I was throwing a rocking party, but had this interview with Princeton….

[MLCKAA 573]

32 minutes ago, edjr said:

today golfing, 15 times. 

 Bingo.  Might as well be the only words I know.

 

ETA, not golfing, just in general.

[Voltaire 5,315]

[BunnysBastatrds 2,436]

15 hours ago, MLCKAA said:

 Bingo.  Might as well be the only words I know.

 

ETA, not golfing, just in general.

 You know why they call golf, golf? Fawk was taken

[peenie 1,915]

Never. I do say what the hell, like when I see a lizard in the house or a huge bug.

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1 hour ago, peenie said:

Never. I do say what the hell, like when I see a lizard in the house or a huge bug.

 Lizards and geekos eat bi-gender BUGS. Before you know it, the snakes we have  we have eat them.