Why do only white people get white beards when they get old?

[edjr 6,580]

Why didn't god let dark people keep dark beards when they get older?

Seems like older fat guys that aren't white can't be good mall santas. 

Seems like more white privilege to me. 

 

[kilroy69 1,248]

Well first off black people do not age like white people. I know a black dude that is closing in on 80 and I STG that he looks like a 40 year old. No grey hair . Damn near no wrinkles.  His son is the same way. He just turned 50 and you would guess he was in his 30s.  Black don't crack unless they are on hard drugs like otis nixon 

[Nomad99 742]

I shave my head & my full beard is all white.....I look like Santa & Mr clean had a baby

[RaiderHaters Revenge 4,348]

my gf is black and korean, sometimes I look at her and think damn shes 20, but shes 44

 

[seafoam1 3,018]

Oh they look so young. 

This guy could be in his teens!

https://twitter.com/i/events/1410600714766749698

 

[Thornton Melon 620]

I have a salt & pepper beard...at least that's what I tell myself.

It's mostly salt.

[Engorgeous George 2,331]

Pei Mei had a pretty sweet beard.

[Engorgeous George 2,331]

Frederick Douglas had a white beard before the end.  It was magnificent.

[seafoam1 3,018]

2 minutes ago, Engorgeous George said:

Frederick Douglas had a white beard before the end.  It was magnificent.

He's your type? Interesting. Nice coming out of the closet story.