Trump's Cognitive Decline and Health

[SaintsInDome2006 519]

President Henny Youngman: hey I settled 7 (7!) wars & do I get a phone call saying thank you? No, all I get is a broken escalator & a busted teleprompter.

[Ron_Artest 1,952]

11 hours ago, SaintsInDome2006 said:

President Henny Youngman: hey I settled 7 (7!) wars & do I get a phone call saying thank you? No, all I get is a broken escalator & a busted teleprompter.

He's such a whiny little baby.

[BrahmaBulls 879]

2 hours ago, Ron_Artest said:

He's such a whiny little baby.

Does this trigger you snowflake?

[Mike Honcho 5,381]

15 hours ago, SaintsInDome2006 said:

President Henny Youngman: hey I settled 7 (7!) wars & do I get a phone call saying thank you? No, all I get is a broken escalator & a busted teleprompter.

I've worked in video production for decades and still haven't seen a teleprompter break(after setup), yet it somehow happens to this guy regularly. I'd be willing to bet what happens is he goes off topic, the person running the teleprompter doesn't know what or where to go and when he comes back to the teleprompter he has no clue what he's looking at and is lost, so he blames the teleprompter. 

[SaintsInDome2006 519]

5 hours ago, Mike Honcho said:

I've worked in video production for decades and still haven't seen a teleprompter break(after setup), yet it somehow happens to this guy regularly. I'd be willing to bet what happens is he goes off topic, the person running the teleprompter doesn't know what or where to go and when he comes back to the teleprompter he has no clue what he's looking at and is lost, so he blames the teleprompter. 

This makes sense. The only time I’ve ever seen Trump read a speech as-is was the one where he announced the Covid shutdown as the market was tanking. Everything else he ad-libs regularly. And really every speech you can tell where he reads parts that surprise him or that he stumbled on like it’s the first time he’s ever read those words.

[SaintsInDome2006 519]

El Jefe Naranja has called for the UN’s escalator operators to be arrested.

[MDC 7,696]

2 minutes ago, SaintsInDome2006 said:

El Jefe Naranja has called for the UN’s escalator operators to be arrested.

Member when Don got mad cause people called him “weird”?

[SaintsInDome2006 519]

“This wasn’t a coincidence, this was triple sabotage at the UN. They ought to be ashamed of themselves. I’m sending a copy of this letter to the Secretary General, and I demand an immediate investigation.“

[Mike Honcho 5,381]

It looks like there might have been a weight limit on the elevator.  

 

[SaintsInDome2006 519]

24 minutes ago, MDC said:

Member when Don got mad cause people called him “weird”?

This is more like the speech in Austin Powers with Dr. Evil talking about how his father insisted on renaming chestnuts.

[Hardcore troubadour 15,826]

16 hours ago, SaintsInDome2006 said:

This makes sense. The only time I’ve ever seen Trump read a speech as-is was the one where he announced the Covid shutdown as the market was tanking. Everything else he ad-libs regularly. And really every speech you can tell where he reads parts that surprise him or that he stumbled on like it’s the first time he’s ever read those words.

I miss Biden. You know, the thing.  

[Maximum Overkill 2,312]

Trump looks great, he's definitely been working out 

 

 

[Fnord 2,430]

14 hours ago, Mike Honcho said:

It looks like there might have been a weight limit on the elevator.  

 

That was my initial thought. Immediately followed by "he's never gonna make it up that thing." Followed by "someone's gonna have to peel the depends off that fat ass later. Poor schmuck."

[Ron_Artest 1,952]

After Pedo Trump called for an investigation, they said that the photographer at the top of the escalator tripped the safety mechanism.

I wonder if he's going to get indicted for treason?

[thegeneral 3,449]

Don talking about how he only made it up the broken escalator steps because he and Melania are in such great shape is amazing shtick on his part

Its like he summited K2!

[Mike Honcho 5,381]

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Not one, not two, but three very sinister events! First, the escalator going up to the Main Speaking Floor came to a screeching halt. It stopped on a dime. It’s amazing that Melania and I didn’t fall forward onto the sharp edges of these steel steps, face first. It was only that we were each holding the handrail tightly or, it would have been a disaster. This was absolutely sabotage, as noted by a day’s earlier “post” in The London Times that said UN workers “joked about turning off an escalator.” The people that did it should be arrested! Then, as I stood before a Television crowd of millions of people all over the World, and important Leaders in the Hall, my teleprompter didn’t work. It was stone cold dark. I immediately thought to myself, “Wow, first the escalator event, and now a bad teleprompter. What kind of a place is this?” I then proceeded to make a Speech without a teleprompter, which kicked in about 15 minutes later. The good news is the Speech has gotten fantastic reviews. Maybe they appreciated the fact that very few people could have done what I did. And third, after making the Speech, I was told that the sound was completely off in the Auditorium where the Speech was made, that World Leaders, unless they used the interpreters’ earpieces, couldn’t hear a thing. The first person I saw at the conclusion of the Speech was Melania, who was sitting right up front. I said, “How did I do?” And she said, “I couldn’t hear a word you said.” This wasn’t a coincidence, this was triple sabotage at the UN. They ought to be ashamed of themselves. I’m sending a copy of this letter to the Secretary General, and I demand an immediate investigation. No wonder the United Nations hasn’t been able to do the job that they were put in existence to do. All security tapes at the escalator should be saved, especially the emergency stop button. The Secret Service is involved. Thank you for your attention to this matter

It's an absolute miracle he's alive today!

[seafoam1 3,315]

On 9/25/2025 at 9:33 AM, Ron_Artest said:

After Pedo Trump called for an investigation, they said that the photographer at the top of the escalator tripped the safety mechanism.

I wonder if he's going to get indicted for treason?

 

 

[Hardcore troubadour 15,826]

Did Biden attend the UNGA? Did he speak? 

[Ron_Artest 1,952]

8 hours ago, Mike Honcho said:

It's an absolute miracle he's alive today!

What a focking drama queen

[BrahmaBulls 879]

On 9/25/2025 at 9:33 AM, Ron_Artest said:

After Pedo Trump called for an investigation, they said that the photographer at the top of the escalator tripped the safety mechanism.

I wonder if he's going to get indicted for treason?

Looks like you found something in common, GutterPedo

[seafoam1 3,315]

45 minutes ago, BrahmaBulls said:

Looks like you found something in common, GutterPedo

Gutternuts spends his every moment studying libs on tic toc for "information.

[SaintsInDome2006 519]

9 hours ago, Mike Honcho said:

The people that did it should be arrested!

He’s a madman, cranium full of jello.

[SaintsInDome2006 519]

9 hours ago, Mike Honcho said:

All security tapes at the escalator should be saved, especially the emergency stop button.

Everyone, quick, save the emergency stop button tapes.

[SaintsInDome2006 519]

9 hours ago, Mike Honcho said:

The first person I saw at the conclusion of the Speech was Melania, who was sitting right up front. I said, “How did I do?” And she said, “I couldn’t hear a word you said.”

You don’t say. 

[seafoam1 3,315]

1 minute ago, SaintsInDome2006 said:

He’s a madman, cranium full of jello.

Biden the braindead, cranium full of pedo. You voted for that. 

[SaintsInDome2006 519]

9 hours ago, Mike Honcho said:

after making the Speech, I was told that the sound was completely off in the Auditorium where the Speech was made

Dude you said their countries were going to hell. Maybe - & just hear me out here - they hated the speech.

[Ron_Artest 1,952]

In the last few weeks Trump has posted...

A private message to Pam Bondi telling her to prosecute his enemies.

A fake video of him selling fake hospital beds.

A profanity laced ai video of chuck schumer and Hakeem Jefferies wearing a sombrero.

Someone needs to take his phone away.

[Ron_Artest 1,952]

 

 

[seafoam1 3,315]

14 minutes ago, Ron_Artest said:

 

 

This is awesome. Love Trump. 

[Ron_Artest 1,952]

 

[Ron_Artest 1,952]

Can't stop talking about Biden

 

[Hardcore troubadour 15,826]

I remember the Arab spring under Obama and then the horror of Oct 7 under Biden. It’s good to see our president Trump trying to achieve peace.