torridjoe is not torridjoe

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3 hours ago, EternalShinyAndChrome said:

Did he fall off the Commie deep end too? 

 

[torridjoe 48]

6 hours ago, squistion said:

What is funny is that I took a hiatus from this forum as long or longer than you, 15+ years and posted at FBG's until they banned political discussion.

When I returned here last year, some posters said "That's not really squistion, that's an imposter!" 

I pointed out that if I was an imposter, I certainly planned far ahead as my joined date is August 25, 2001. 

What an ingenious long con!

My favorite long con was a guy whose neighbor got a new car and was bragging about how great the mileage was. “I’m getting 32 mpg on my way to work!” So at night he started going over next door and putting more gas in the tank. The guy kept getting more and more incredulous: “I haven’t filled up in a MONTH! How does a car even GET 70 mpg?” 

You know what happened next: he started removing gas each night, just to see his neighbor go from exultant to puzzled and then frantic with worry. 

LOLOL

[torridjoe 48]

6 hours ago, EternalShinyAndChrome said:

You got owned on your first day back and exposed as a liar and you've been in recovery mode ever since.  

I thought BeachGhey was a dumb sack of sh#t, but you really take the cake.  Who knew a hysterical, insecure and self-hating gay man like yourself would show up on these boards and post hysterical and non-sensical crap?  Well, I suppose I shouldn't be surprised since we already have that here from some of the other degenerates on your side of the aisle.

You'll get run off these boards easy like you probably did the last time.  At some point your fake iToughGuy will crumble and you'll run again. It's what cowards like you do.

I’ll take your opprobrium by proxy as a compliment. 

[torridjoe 48]

6 hours ago, peenie said:

The real torrid was nice and not mean. I don't remember why he left, but I miss him and his wife or supposed wife.

When have I been mean to you? And who have I been mean to? Sorry tho, Fervid is indeed dead., 2014. Died at 420 on 4/20 which was UP to realize. 

[torridjoe 48]

6 hours ago, TBayXXXVII said:

The way to get it out of the political world is to stop restricting it all together (which includes government funding), as I said in my example with the degenerate scumbag... which is approximately 98% of all abortions.  Abortions are no different than boob jobs or Lasik.  It's 100% unnecessary and 100% optional.  In those scenario's, the person getting the work done, is paying for it.  If there are circumstances where a child or mother's life is at risk, then that's a medical judgement call by the doctor.  If the first part of my scenario is the way it's handled, then the medical aspect is purely that, it's a medical issue between the doctor and the woman.  There's no need to get the government involved... it's like any other personal health issue.  If you want to pretend that the majority of cases like this involve Medicaid, you're not a very intelligent person.  Now, if you want the degenerate scumbag to be able to claim her health is at risk, then all you're doing is bringing the government back into it.  Which again, is evidence that the Democrats want to have control over women.

I never said the majority were Medicaid. I said like any health care—and that’s what abortions are, unlike breast augmentation (but also like LASIK, which is covered by insurance or at least other vision treatments are), Medicaid should pay it like any other insurance. Government is absolutely to be involved because health care should be a government function. 

[Hardcore troubadour 15,348]

6 hours ago, peenie said:

The real torrid was nice and not mean. I don't remember why he left, but I miss him and his wife or supposed wife.

Rusty/ Pimpadoosh said he went off the deep end because of Trump, was cheering on the left wing violence that gripped our nation in 2020 and was actually out in the streets with Antifa. Rusty said it was sad how Torridjoe turned out.  

[torridjoe 48]

6 hours ago, Engorgeous George said:

I'm confused.  Does he sit in a puddle of his own jizz or a pile of his own excrement?  Or both?  Or do you need to freshen your insult game?

It varies depending on what he eats or what visuals are put in front of him. 

[Pimpadeaux 2,405]

Torrid's return has the MAGAturds here scurrying like a freshly kicked fire-ant mound.

The kind of all board liberals has returned, and God bless him for doing so. 

[torridjoe 48]

5 hours ago, TheNewGirl said:

I am sorry, but I think it's sad if anyone lets the POTUS change their character and who they are as a person. I mean, if you go through that much of a personality change every four years, that sounds a wee bit psychotic, IMO. 

"I didn't USED to be a serial killer, but then that ONE GUY was President for four years and WHOA-NELLY!!!! I had to kill 21 young men and bury them in the crawl space under mah house!" 

Yeah, that's sane. 

Yeah that’s not me. Trump is a clown. Biden’s more dangerous because he has the imprimatur of credibility (vaguely). If my change is that I no longer sit quietly and treat anti civil rights sentiment as some kind of academic disagreement, I’ll own that. We’re in a backlash phase of white supremacy from those who need it the most, and coddling those fucks is not the way. 

[Pimpadeaux 2,405]

13 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

Rusty/ Pimpadoosh said he went off the deep end because of Trump, was cheering on the left wing violence that gripped our nation in 2020 and was actually out in the streets with Antifa. Rusty said it was sad how Torridjoe turned out.  

Yep, him and I did not see eye to eye regarding the summer 2020 violence, but that hatchet has been more than buried, and it was done so over the phone. We had our battles here in the early 2000s, but at the end of the day, it was all in good fun and we were friends, and he and Gratefulted drove all the way from Portland to Seattle to hang out, drink beer, smoke a little weed and watch football with me. A Silverback named Flipya4real joined us. Torrid and his wife were part of my support network during the the 2011 divorce you researched.

My wife and I consider him a dear friend in real life, boyo. I love the man and would be on a jet to Oregon in a heartbeat if he needed me to be there for something.

People grow. People change. People put their differences aside and find new and common ground.

[EternalShinyAndChrome 4,077]

4 minutes ago, Pimpadeaux said:

Torrid's return has the MAGAturds here scurrying like a freshly kicked fire-ant mound.

The kind of all board liberals has returned, and God bless him for doing so. 

Maybe you two should get a room and keep it classy? 

[torridjoe 48]

7 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

Rusty/ Pimpadoosh said he went off the deep end because of Trump, was cheering on the left wing violence that gripped our nation in 2020 and was actually out in the streets with Antifa. Rusty said it was sad how Torridjoe turned out.  

This is fabricated or at minimum deeply inaccurate. What left wing violence in 2020? Since when are cops left wing? 

Hillary was worse than Trump. Neither are worth putting out if they’re on fire but open hate is always preferable to smiling faces. 

[torridjoe 48]

7 minutes ago, Pimpadeaux said:

Torrid's return has the MAGAturds here scurrying like a freshly kicked fire-ant mound.

The kind of all board liberals has returned, and God bless him for doing so. 

Stop calling me a liberal. 

[torridjoe 48]

1 minute ago, Pimpadeaux said:

Yep, him and I did not see eye to eye regarding the summer 2020 violence, but that hatchet has been more than buried, and it was done so over the phone. We had our battles here in the early 2000s, but at the end of the day, he and Gratefulted drove all the way from Portland to Seattle to hang out, drink beer, smoke a little weed and watch football. A Silverback named Flipya4real joined us. 

My wife and I consider him a dear friend in real live, boyo. 

People grow. People change. People put their differences aside and find new and common ground.

I think to be fair you’ve come a lot closer to me, than the reverse, in the interim. But yeah seeing you become a full fledged Cat Husband has been amusing/softening lol. 

[torridjoe 48]

2 minutes ago, EternalShinyAndChrome said:

Maybe you two should get a room and keep it classy? 

Your desire to watch is creepy. 

[EternalShinyAndChrome 4,077]

5 minutes ago, torridjoe said:

This is fabricated or at minimum deeply inaccurate. What left wing violence in 2020? Since when are cops left wing? 

Hillary was worse than Trump. Neither are worth putting out if they’re on fire but open hate is always preferable to smiling faces. 

Oof!!! Your revisionist history and inability to face The truth is beyond absurd.  Maybe you forgot about the summer of love? You know, when your side burned down cities, looted businesses, attacked and burned government buildings and employees, and assaulted and murdered people all in the name of fake racism'?  And that was just a few years ago. You guys have been doing this for a decade or more.

Wow. I've never seen anyone this delusional as you and we have Beachguy and pimpadoosh in this forum.

So get the f*** out of here with your revisionist history, comrade.   We don't have a white supremacy problem, we have a far left problem. And that's not even debatable.

[EternalShinyAndChrome 4,077]

3 minutes ago, torridjoe said:

Your desire to watch is creepy. 

Your desire to want me to watch is even creepier.

[torridjoe 48]

1 minute ago, EternalShinyAndChrome said:

Oof!!! Your revisionist history and inability to face The truth is beyond absurd.  Maybe you forgot about the summer of love? You know, when your side burned down cities, looted businesses, attacked and burned government buildings and employees, and assaulted and murdered people all in the name of fake racism'?  And that was just a few years ago. You guys have been doing this for a decade or more.

Wow. I've never seen anyone this delusional as you and we have Beachguy and pimpadoosh in this forum.

So get the f*** out of here with your revisionist history, comrade.   We don't have a white supremacy problem, we have a far left problem. And that's not even debatable.

How do I forget something that didn’t happen? What city was burned down? Where? I mean when it comes to illegal assault no one touched the cops that summer. Portland cops alone committed well over 2,000 crimes, most intentionally. And when one single cop got indicted for one single crime, a whole unit quit in cowardice. 

[EternalShinyAndChrome 4,077]

4 minutes ago, torridjoe said:

How do I forget something that didn’t happen? What city was burned down? Where? I mean when it comes to illegal assault no one touched the cops that summer. Portland cops alone committed well over 2,000 crimes, most intentionally. And when one single cop got indicted for one single crime, a whole unit quit in cowardice. 

Holy crap! You are off the scale delusional.

Where do you start with a guy like you if you're even unable to recognize reality?  You're like so far off in your own world of things that you think happened but never did and things that you think didn't happen that actually happened. 

Like that's textbook crazy. You shouldn't be in an online forum, you should be in a mental institution.  

It's all there for you to see. All you got to do is go online. I know you know how because you're here carpet bombing this forum with your nonsense. So I know you know how to use the internet and YouTube. Seek and ye shall find.

 

[torridjoe 48]

4 minutes ago, EternalShinyAndChrome said:

Holy crap! You are off the scale delusional.

Where do you start with a guy like you if you're even unable to recognize reality?  You're like so far off in your own world of things that you think happened but never did and things that you think didn't happen that actually happened. 

Like that's textbook crazy. You shouldn't be in an online forum, you should be in a mental institution.  

It's all there for you to see. All you got to do is go online. I know you know how because you're here carpet bombing this forum with your nonsense. So I know you know how to use the internet and YouTube. Seek and ye shall find.

 

Online lol. YouTube news, there’s your problem. Cri. 

[torridjoe 48]

5 minutes ago, EternalShinyAndChrome said:

Holy crap! You are off the scale delusional.

Where do you start with a guy like you if you're even unable to recognize reality?  You're like so far off in your own world of things that you think happened but never did and things that you think didn't happen that actually happened. 

Like that's textbook crazy. You shouldn't be in an online forum, you should be in a mental institution.  

It's all there for you to see. All you got to do is go online. I know you know how because you're here carpet bombing this forum with your nonsense. So I know you know how to use the internet and YouTube. Seek and ye shall find.

 

So which city did YouTube tell you burned down?

[EternalShinyAndChrome 4,077]

Just now, torridjoe said:

Online lol. YouTube news, there’s your problem. Cri.

 So your take away from the whole thing is that I just said youtube news? I didn't say anything else like going online and finding the evidence that I described? 

I'm assuming that your response is nothing but a deflection because you have no legs to stand on.

[Hardcore troubadour 15,348]

20 minutes ago, Pimpadeaux said:

Yep, him and I did not see eye to eye regarding the summer 2020 violence, but that hatchet has been more than buried, and it was done so over the phone. We had our battles here in the early 2000s, but at the end of the day, it was all in good fun and we were friends, and he and Gratefulted drove all the way from Portland to Seattle to hang out, drink beer, smoke a little weed and watch football with me. A Silverback named Flipya4real joined us. Torrid and his wife were part of my support network during the the 2011 divorce you researched.

My wife and I consider him a dear friend in real life, boyo. I love the man and would be on a jet to Oregon in a heartbeat if he needed me to be there for something.

People grow. People change. People put their differences aside and find new and common ground.

You said he was sad recently. More bullshitt from you. 

[EternalShinyAndChrome 4,077]

2 minutes ago, torridjoe said:

So which city did YouTube tell you burned down?

Which site owned by Pravda tells you that no cities were burned?

So nothing happened during the summer of love? It was all a nice kumbaya and the police just came in and shot everyone if they didn't arrest them? 

Far left indeed.

[Pimpadeaux 2,405]

6 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

You said he was sad recently. More bullshitt from you. 

Nah, this is you talking out of your ass, but yes he was sad after his wife died. 

This is you being stuck on one thing with the inability to forgive and forget, because your dad was a macho-exhibitionist a-hole who likely beat the crap out of you, was abusive to your mom and never apologized for anything, no matter how wrong he was. 

You never knew love, which is why you are the way you are today - heartless, cruel, vindictive and driven to look up wife hair color and wish war death and rape up the children of those whose viewpoints conflict with yours.

And you're so ignorant and pathetically stupid about so many things that I've smashed your nose in your own crap.

You're a sick focking fock and will die miserable, bitter and alone, just like you deserve.

[torridjoe 48]

12 minutes ago, EternalShinyAndChrome said:

 So your take away from the whole thing is that I just said youtube news? I didn't say anything else like going online and finding the evidence that I described? 

I'm assuming that your response is nothing but a deflection because you have no legs to stand on.

Except I live here and was down there, and you weren’t and aren’t able to process information like an adult. 

[torridjoe 48]

12 minutes ago, EternalShinyAndChrome said:

Which site owned by Pravda tells you that no cities were burned?

So nothing happened during the summer of love? It was all a nice kumbaya and the police just came in and shot everyone if they didn't arrest them? 

Far left indeed.

Is it against your religion to name the cities or something? 

[Hardcore troubadour 15,348]

10 minutes ago, Pimpadeaux said:

Nah, this is you talking out of your ass, but yes he was sad after his wife died. 

This is you being stuck on one thing with the inability to forgive and forget, because your dad was a macho-exhibitionist a-hole who likely beat the crap out of you, was abusive to your mom and never apologized for anything, no matter how wrong he was. 

You never knew love, which is why you are the way you are today - heartless, cruel, vindictive and driven to look up wife hair color and wish war death and rape up the children of those whose viewpoints conflict with yours.

And you're so ignorant and pathetically stupid about so many things that I've smashed your nose in your own crap.

You're a sick focking fock and will die miserable, bitter and alone, just like you deserve.

Nah. You said it was sad how your good buddy Torridjoe turned out.  Now you’re willing to fly to him if he needed you. GTFO. Talking all that shitt about him running around with Antifa. Also, the guy that’s been married three times really shouldn’t be telling the guy that’s happily married to his only wife about love. But thanks for another laugh Rusty! Keep em coming! 

[torridjoe 48]

9 minutes ago, Pimpadeaux said:

Nah, this is you talking out of your ass, but yes he was sad after his wife died. 

This is you being stuck on one thing with the inability to forgive and forget, because your dad was a macho-exhibitionist a-hole who likely beat the crap out of you, was abusive to your mom and never apologized for anything, no matter how wrong he was. 

You never knew love, which is why you are the way you are today - heartless, cruel, vindictive and driven to look up wife hair color and wish war death and rape up the children of those whose viewpoints conflict with yours.

And you're so ignorant and pathetically stupid about so many things that I've smashed your nose in your own crap.

You're a sick focking fock and will die miserable, bitter and alone, just like you deserve.

Was definitely sad. Who wouldn’t be? But I got amazingly lucky. Heck, I’ll tell the story:

She died April 2013. By summer 2014 I was feeling ready to try to begin living life and having love again, but my kids understandably were still pretty wrecked. I tried to do something to revive my 16 yo son’s interest in being alive and growing up. 

I’m a big Neil Young fan, and he had become one as well. During this time, Neil was developing a high end music player called Pono. (It turned out to be a failure for a couple reasons but it was a good concept). He was having a couple of launch parties and was inviting folks (for a fee) to meet and have dinner with him, get a PONO player, and see a presentation about it. One was in Chicago, where my family are from. I decided this would be a good way to cheer him up. 

I can’t remember what my ask was, except that it was pretty expensive and I think I asked if they’d sponsor Max to come? 

Couple days later I get a VM from Eliot Roberts (which I still have on my phone), saying Neil would like to invite him to a private meeting and give him a signed guitar before the dinner. I can’t remember if they paid for me and Max and I paid for my 13yo, or it was just Max and I paid the other two, but whatever we were all going to Chicago!

It was Nov 1, 2014. On Halloween night I was bored and like I said I was starting to come back alive some so for giggles I checked out Chicago Tinder. My profile pic was a robot smoking a cigarette and my son thought I was an idiot: “No woman is gonna swipe a robot, dad.” I said “the right one would.” I got two right swipes (or whichever direction is Yes). One was a bot, the other I’ve been with pretty much since that night. We didn’t meet until 2 months later but we got married in 2019 and I had no idea marriage could be this easy. Not necessarily all the you go through when married, but the relationship itself is one of a kind. No dis to my wonderful first wife but we had nowhere near the connection I do now. 

(The next day we went to Neil’s hotel room at the Waldorf on Michigan Ave, talked for about 10 minutes, Max got a half size signed Martin acoustic, and then the five of us—me and the kids, Neil and Eliot—went to the elevator and down to dinner together. That may have actually been the coolest, just strolling through the Waldorf with Neil Young to dinner. He was so nice, came to every table and talked to every person, hugged my daughter and whispered in her ear “take care of your Dad.”)

[Pimpadeaux 2,405]

3 minutes ago, torridjoe said:

Was definitely sad. Who wouldn’t be? But I got amazingly lucky. Heck, I’ll tell the story:

She died April 2013. By summer 2014 I was feeling ready to try to begin living life and having love again, but my kids understandably were still pretty wrecked. I tried to do something to revive my 16 yo son’s interest in being alive and growing up. 

I’m a big Neil Young fan, and he had become one as well. During this time, Neil was developing a high end music player called Pono. (It turned out to be a failure for a couple reasons but it was a good concept). He was having a couple of launch parties and was inviting folks (for a fee) to meet and have dinner with him, get a PONO player, and see a presentation about it. One was in Chicago, where my family are from. I decided this would be a good way to cheer him up. 

I can’t remember what my ask was, except that it was pretty expensive and I think I asked if they’d sponsor Max to come? 

Couple days later I get a VM from Eliot Roberts (which I still have on my phone), saying Neil would like to invite him to a private meeting and give him a signed guitar before the dinner. I can’t remember if they paid for me and Max and I paid for my 13yo, or it was just Max and I paid the other two, but whatever we were all going to Chicago!

It was Nov 1, 2014. On Halloween night I was bored and like I said I was starting to come back alive some so for giggles I checked out Chicago Tinder. My profile pic was a robot smoking a cigarette and my son thought I was an idiot: “No woman is gonna swipe a robot, dad.” I said “the right one would.” I got two right swipes (or whichever direction is Yes). One was a bot, the other I’ve been with pretty much since that night. We didn’t meet until 2 months later but we got married in 2019 and I had no idea marriage could be this easy. Not necessarily all the you go through when married, but the relationship itself is one of a kind. No dis to my wonderful first wife but we had nowhere near the connection I do now. 

(The next day we went to Neil’s hotel room at the Waldorf on Michigan Ave, talked for about 10 minutes, Max got a half size signed Martin acoustic, and then the five of us—me and the kids, Neil and Eliot—went to the elevator and down to dinner together. That may have actually been the coolest, just strolling through the Waldorf with Neil Young to dinner. He was so nice, came to every table and talked to every person, hugged my daughter and whispered in her ear “take care of your Dad.”)

The other swipe wasn't a bot. It was me. But I'm happy for you.

[Pimpadeaux 2,405]

One of my favorite Torrid posts was of how he handled some solicitor. I don't rmember exactly how it went, but at some point he said, "BECAUSE I'M SO LONELY, BABY!" Or something like that.

It was one of those crassic Geek stories we lost to Latin Pimp. So many great threats back then.

But the forearm now is the best it's been in years, and Torrid's return just takes it to another level.

[torridjoe 48]

2 minutes ago, Pimpadeaux said:

The other swipe wasn't a bot. It was me. But I'm happy for you.

Oh! Another interesting note: we got married in June 2019…in Cincinnati, at the zoo, in front of Fiona the hippo. Our reception had a big ice sculpture of her. 

[torridjoe 48]

1 minute ago, Pimpadeaux said:

One of my favorite Torrid posts was of how he handled some solicitor. I don't rmember exactly how it went, but at some point he said, "BECAUSE I'M SO LONELY, BABY!" Or something like that.

It was one of those crassic Geek stories we lost to Latin Pimp. So many great threats back then.

But the forearm now is the best it's been in years, and Torrid's return just takes it to another level.

I can’t recall that particular episode—and I’ve kinda stopped truly with telemarketers since I found out they legit can get hurt if they can’t make their numbers and I don’t need to make their lives any worse—but that line is from Fargo, the Asian guy who meets Frances McDormand at the Radisson…”It’s a nice place, well you know if it’s a Radisson it’s gonna be good”: “IM JUST SO LOOOONELY. SO VERY VERY LOOOONELY.” LOL.

[Hardcore troubadour 15,348]

Rusty wasn’t saying you were sad because of your wife (RIP).  And shame on that POS for using that to deflect from what he was talking about. What a shitter. 

[torridjoe 48]

10 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

Rusty wasn’t saying you were sad because of your wife (RIP).  And shame on that POS for using that to deflect from what he was talking about. What a shitter. 

The white supremacist reactionary pushback of the last few years has been very sorrowing, yeah. But politically speaking I’ve been disillusioned with American politics since the first Obama admin. Neoliberal war criminal. Voted for him in 2008, that was my last Dem for POTUS. (GOP not even an option). 

[Pimpadeaux 2,405]

15 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

Rusty wasn’t saying you were sad because of your wife (RIP).  And shame on that POS for using that to deflect from what he was talking about. What a shitter. 

Which you can't actually specify because you're talking out of your ass and deflecting from those really bad things you've said on this board, going after wives and children, which makes you a weak-ass non-man who replaces decency and servant leadership with dooshy macho exhibitionism because of the abuse you suffered as a child.

You're an ignorant ass who has no class, intelligence or empathy. 

But Torrid and I are just fine, so suck on that boyo.

 

[Hardcore troubadour 15,348]

7 minutes ago, torridjoe said:

The white supremacist reactionary pushback of the last few years has been very sorrowing, yeah. But politically speaking I’ve been disillusioned with American politics since the first Obama admin. Neoliberal war criminal. Voted for him in 2008, that was my last Dem for POTUS. (GOP not even an option). 

I too am a former Democrat and voted for that fraud Obama twice. Then I joined the dark side. Feels good. 

[torridjoe 48]

1 minute ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

I too am a former Democrat and voted for that fraud Obama twice. Then I joined the dark side. Feels good. 

Sounds like you gave in to your fears. 

[Hardcore troubadour 15,348]

1 minute ago, Pimpadeaux said:

Which you can't actually specify because you're talking out of your ass and deflecting from those really bad things you've said on this board, going after wives and children, which makes you a weak-ass non-man who replaces decency and servant leadership with dooshy macho exhibitionism because of the abuse you suffered as a child.

You're an ignorant ass who has no class, intelligence or empathy. 

But Torrid and I are just fine, so suck on that boyo.

 

I already did specify. You said he was all in on the violence in 2020 and went nuclear on you when you suggested a MLK approach might be better. Then you said he was out in the streets with anitifa according to him and that it was sad how he turned out. That’s what you said. Be a man and own it. It’s in the “who’s the rat” thread that is locked. Go read it fockface and then suck it. Once again. 

[Hardcore troubadour 15,348]

2 minutes ago, torridjoe said:

Sounds like you gave in to your fears. 

I hold grudges. Irish.