Were I Trump

[Engorgeous George 2,331]

I would get the Dancing Grannies to the convention.

 

I would pay for the funeral and set up scholarships for the daughters of the victim killed by the sniper.

 

I would work a Vince Lombardi quote into his speech.

[kilroy69 1,251]

I would not debate Joe Biden again. I would leave the public with the lasting image of a decrepit old man. 

[lod001 1,344]

2 minutes ago, kilroy69 said:

I would not debate Joe Biden again. I would leave the public with the lasting image of a decrepit old man. 

Correct because CNN and MSNBC now have nothing to lose so they will praise biden in a new debate, saying he crushed Trump, regardless of how awful he does.

[Mike Honcho 5,283]

I would immediately stop that dance move where it looks like he preparing for the money shot in a gang bang video.

[Engorgeous George 2,331]

1 minute ago, Mike Honcho said:

I would immediately stop that dance move where it looks like he preparing for the money shot in a gang bang video.

The thing where it looks like he is jerking a guy to his left and right at the same time?

[Mike Honcho 5,283]

Just now, Engorgeous George said:

The thing where it looks like he is jerking a guy to his left and right at the same time?

That is the one. 

 

[easilyscan 925]

I would ask Joe Biden why he voted in favor of taxing Social Security........twice.

[MDC 7,431]

5 minutes ago, Mike Honcho said:

That is the one. 

 

Reminds me of this.

[weepaws 3,193]

I would leave the bandage over my ear until after the election.