Walmart Delivery’s

[BunnysBastatrds 2,324]

…deliveries are good. I pay sixty dollars a year and it takes about four hours. You can pay an extra six dollars per delivery if you want it in an hour. It is well beyond worth it as you don’t have to park a mile away and deal with the checks out lines. And the trashy people inside. I love it. They sometimes Fawk up your order. But they always reimburse it back to your account. Sometimes they give you the larger size if they are out  of the smaller size or will replace a better brand if they are out of the one you ordered at no extra cost. Sweeeeet. Even better, sometimes you get part of someone else’s order. Down here, we call that”lagniappe dat”. Yesterday morning I made an order for a few items to make jambalaya and red beans and rice, my thirty pack of Bud Ice, and three bottles of wine. Got everything except the beer and wine. The really cute black delivery driver apologized perfusely and said she will let them know she wasn’t given those four items. Within four hours we were credited. Had to make another order today for other items. Same delivery girl shows up. There were two thirty packs of beer and double the amount of wine that wasn’t put on yesterday’s order. Hot Black Dilvvery Driver:Hey…remember me from yesterday? Did they credit your account from yesterday: Me: They did, why. Hot Black Delivery Driver. Let me look at my order form for today. She laughed and said I wasn’t charged for the items from yesterday. Man, they stoopid! Keep it. Me: Thank you darling. Be safe out there.

[MLCKAA 548]

IIAT:  profusely 

[Engorgeous George 2,165]

6 minutes ago, BunnysBastatrds said:

…deliveries are good. I pay sixty dollars a year and it takes about four hours. You can pay an extra six dollars per delivery if you want it in an hour. It is well beyond worth it as you don’t have to park a mile away and deal with the checks out lines. And the trashy people inside. I love it. They sometimes Fawk up your order. But they always reimburse it back to your account. Sometimes they give you the larger size if they are out  of the smaller size or will replace a better brand if they are out of the one you ordered at no extra cost. Sweeeeet. Even better, sometimes you get part of someone else’s order. Down here, we call that”lagniappe dat”. Yesterday morning I made an order for a few items to make jambalaya and red beans and rice, my thirty pack of Bud Ice, and three bottles of wine. Got everything except the beer and wine. The really cute black delivery driver apologized perfusely and said she will let them know she wasn’t given those four items. Within four hours we were credited. Had to make another order today for other items. Same delivery girl shows up. There were two thirty packs of beer and double the amount of wine that wasn’t put on yesterday’s order. Hot Black Dilvvery Driver:Hey…remember me from yesterday? Did they credit your account from yesterday: Me: They did, why. Hot Black Delivery Driver. Let me look at my order form for today. She laughed and said I wasn’t charged for the items from yesterday. Man, they stoopid! Keep it. Me: Thank you darling. Be safe out there.

Bunny Bastatrds:  So, spanking hot delivery vixen, what are you doing after work?  Perhaps you would like to help me drink some of this liquor and we could try to reenact the "Can you make me feel Good" scene from Monsters Ball?

[BunnysBastatrds 2,324]

1 hour ago, Engorgeous George said:

Bunny Bastatrds:  So, spanking hot delivery vixen, what are you doing after work?  Perhaps you would like to help me drink some of this liquor and we could try to reenact the "Can you make me feel Good" scene from Monsters Ball?

 I spit my beer out laughing at this response.Thank you. For the record, I I had a black maid three years ago when I was renting a house. For the first month, her and I would flirt a lot. My girlfriend was at work, so, let’s see what happens with this. She comes over one morning to clean my house. Usually took her three hours. So she says she’s hungry and she’s going to Burger King. I told her no, I’ll make you a great sammich and heat up some gator tots. I told her  a story about a rich a guy I now who pays them fifty dollars extra if they do it nekkid. She laughed. An hour later, no yoga pants and wearing her shirt. It moved and it happened. Incredible experience. She shook like me at a keg party entrance.

[wiffleball 4,788]

Please don't spell like that. 

[jerryskids 6,595]

I thought of you yesterday when our cleaning people showed up.  Unfortunately, they were a chubby latina (you might have liked her, actually  ) and a meh Asian/Polynesian looking girl.  Asia had a decent enough body I guess, but it wasn't the stuff of fantasies.

We use a company where the people rotate so it's not the same every time.  For a while at first we consistently had a girl named Shy (short for Shyenne, with an S instead of a C).  Cute little latina spinner, couldn't weigh 100 pounds.  Typically too skinny for my tastes, but very pretty face and a beautiful smile.  I was looking forward to giving her a Christmas tip in December (also some money), but she wasn't on the team then either.   

[HellToupee 1,607]

1 minute ago, jerryskids said:

I thought of you yesterday when our cleaning people showed up.  Unfortunately, they were a chubby latina (you might have liked her, actually  ) and a meh Asian/Polynesian looking girl.  Asia had a decent enough body I guess, but it wasn't the stuff of fantasies.

How were the breasteses?

[TimHauck 2,633]

19 hours ago, BunnysBastatrds said:

…. They sometimes Fawk up your order. But they always reimburse it back to your account. Sometimes they give you the larger size if they are out  of the smaller size or will replace a better brand if they are out of the one you ordered at no extra cost. 

I don’t think they do the replacing with a better brand at no extra cost anymore.  Although I’ve found if you reject the substitutions sometimes they give them to you anyway.

[jerryskids 6,595]

5 minutes ago, HellToupee said:

How were the breasteses?

On Asia?  A/B, nothing special.

[HellToupee 1,607]

40 minutes ago, jerryskids said:

On Asia?  A/B, nothing special.

That’s disappointing