What’s The Strangest Place You Have Stuck Candy Cane

[BunnysBastatrds 2,716]

…In again?

[Maximum Overkill 2,641]

I used to date this girl while stationed in Germany. Let's just say there were candy canes stuck everywhere, on and in her. 

[Bier Meister 1,779]

 

[BeenHereBefore 1,681]

No where and don't like them and that said Merry Christmas Bunny!

[BunnysBastatrds 2,716]

   I put one up Mrs Santa 18 (38D) the day after a one night that led to a second. She wanted me to rim her, so I put two up in there. One in the front and one in the stink.,Shem wanted a rim job and then the same for me. It was like putting a urinal pod in your mouth eating it up. Thank you Papa Noel.

[Mookz 1,394]

On 12/25/2025 at 2:52 AM, BunnysBastatrds said:

   I put one up Mrs Santa 18 (38D) the day after a one night that led to a second. She wanted me to rim her, so I put two up in there. One in the front and one in the stink.,Shem wanted a rim job and then the same for me. It was like putting a urinal pod in your mouth eating it up. Thank you Papa Noel.

See, this should be part of your act. 

"So, we just had Christmas last week, have you heard about this?  Who here is a big fan of Christmas? (smattering of applause)  Sir, what's your favorite part of Christmas?  The food?  Good answer.  Lot of good Christmas food out there.  Candy, too.  Let me ask you, sir, what's the strangest place you've ever stuck a candy cane?"

Then right into your story. 

[Cloaca du jour 2,160]

On 12/25/2025 at 2:52 AM, BunnysBastatrds said:

   I put one up Mrs Santa 18 (38D) the day after a one night that led to a second. She wanted me to rim her, so I put two up in there. One in the front and one in the stink.,Shem wanted a rim job and then the same for me. It was like putting a urinal pod in your mouth eating it up. Thank you Papa Noel.

This gift of verbiage has post of the year written all over it. 

[edjr 7,050]

sounds like a question for The Newlywed Game

[supermike80 2,156]

Wow. 7 replies and yet to see...

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