Who needs a gun for home defense when there’s this!

[Djgb13 2,338]

By God having a home defense gun is no longer an option with this

 

 

https://www.amazon.com/Shield-Bamboo-Defense-Night-Bedside/dp/B00OXVHJLU/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ref_=nav_ya_signin&&linkCode=sl1&tag=photos-ili-20&linkId=eca180baf3308dad3920c5fb2929d1aa

[NorthernVike 2,080]

They're only sold in Hawaii.

[wiffleball 4,640]

Sean Taylor only gives this one star.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

I get the bat part... but what the fock good is a plywood shield going to do you? Unless its got a layer of Kevlar or something, chances are its useless.

[Alias Detective 1,179]

I get the bat part... but what the fock good is a plywood shield going to do you? Unless its got a layer of Kevlar or something, chances are its useless.

You get he bat part huh? Bwahahhaha

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

You get he bat part huh? Bwahahhaha

Well, I mean at least you can hit a mother focker with that. The shield is just stupid LARPer crap.

[NorthernVike 2,080]

Only a good guy with a bat can stop a bad guy with a bat. Or not.

[Alias Detective 1,179]

Well, I mean at least you can hit a mother focker with that. The shield is just stupid LARPer crap.

candlestick's and pipe wrench's are hard to come by nowadays too.

[Djgb13 2,338]

candlestick's and pipe wrench's are hard to come by nowadays too.

Plus who wants that on your night stand when your actual night stand transforms into a bat and shield

[RaiderHaters Revenge 3,584]

I get the bat part... but what the fock good is a plywood shield going to do you? Unless its got a layer of Kevlar or something, chances are its useless.

 

if they took it one step further and made the stand look like Thor's hammer and the table top look like Captain America's shield this would sell to infinity

[Alias Detective 1,179]

if they took it one step further and made the stand look like Thor's hammer and the table top look like Captain America's shield this would sell to infinity

.....and beyond.

[RaiderHaters Revenge 3,584]

.....and beyond.

 

no you took it too far

 

Avengers Infinity War starts Thursday

[Djgb13 2,338]

 

no you took it too far

 

Avengers Infinity War starts Thursday

Next Thursday. Not this Thursday. Super Troopers 2 starts this Friday

[Cruzer 1,992]

It's unisex.

[edjr 5,564]

It's unisex.

 

The club?

[NorthernVike 2,080]

 

The club?

Club envy