Hardcore troubadour 12,648 Posted May 23, 2018 Whats the difference between Bono and Jesus? Jesus doesn't drive fly around the world telling everyone he's Bono. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MTSkiBum 1,594 Posted May 23, 2018 One was born in Bethlehem, who knows or cares where Bono was born. One is white, the other is of middle east decent. One lived 2000 years ago, one is alive today. I can go on and on, this is easy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drobeski 3,061 Posted May 23, 2018 Jesus wrote way better lyrics Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,545 Posted May 23, 2018 One is Irish and the other is Mexican 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Honcho 4,034 Posted May 23, 2018 Bats, they are sick. I cannot hit curveball. Straightball I hit it very much. Curveball, bats are afraid. I ask Bono to come, take fear from bats. I offer him cigar, rum. He will come. Jesus, I like him very much, but he no help with curveball. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,545 Posted May 23, 2018 Jesus is just alright Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted May 23, 2018 Bats, they are sick. I cannot hit curveball. Straightball I hit it very much. Curveball, bats are afraid. I ask Bono to come, take fear from bats. I offer him cigar, rum. He will come. Jesus, I like him very much, but he no help with curveball. You sayin Jesus Christ couldn't a curveball Cerano? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cmh6476 752 Posted May 25, 2018 ...me and you? About 5 bank accounts, three ounces and two vehicles Share this post Link to post Share on other sites