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#1 TommyGavin

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Posted 14 May 2007 - 12:36 PM

How come amatuer pron chicks buttholes are brown but "real" pron stars have nice pink buttholes ?

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Posted 14 May 2007 - 12:39 PM

bleaching.
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Posted 14 May 2007 - 12:39 PM

that type of thing gets sorted out at auditions
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Posted 14 May 2007 - 12:41 PM

The pros clean up their holes before the shoot. Most amatuers are picked up off the street, most of them probably having taken a dump in the last 24 hours and not given it a good scrubbing.
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#5 KSB2424

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Posted 14 May 2007 - 12:43 PM

If you got your salad tossed every day, you would have a pink one too. :thumbsup:
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#6 TommyGavin

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Posted 14 May 2007 - 12:43 PM

bleaching.


I was thinking makeup


although I like the "brown"
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Posted 14 May 2007 - 12:47 PM

A lot of them get the bleaching done. They also don't have any hair, so it certainly seems lighter than the traditional amateur.

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Posted 14 May 2007 - 12:49 PM

I can just see Tommy running 2 sets of winamp on his computer with 1 of them amatuer pron and one star pron and just comparing and comparing. :thumbsup:

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Posted 14 May 2007 - 12:49 PM

They bring a porn star to a fire hydrant, open it up and give her the pressure wash.
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Posted 14 May 2007 - 12:53 PM

I was thinking makeup
although I like the "brown"

Makeup is the answer.

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#11 TommyGavin

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Posted 14 May 2007 - 01:06 PM

I can just see Tommy running 2 sets of winamp on his computer with 1 of them amatuer pron and one star pron and just comparing and comparing. :banana:

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Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, it is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver. ~Jack Handey (VIA IronToeNedney)

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Posted 14 May 2007 - 02:15 PM

I tried to bleach mine with Clorox but man that stuff burns I screamd like a wild cat.

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Posted 14 May 2007 - 02:20 PM

I tried to bleach mine with Clorox but man that stuff burns I screamd like a wild cat.


Please tell me this is a joke. :thumbsdown:
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#14 joeshushu

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Posted 14 May 2007 - 03:18 PM

What?, I just think one should look descent before a prostate exam or as my old man pronounces it prostrate

#15 GettnHuge

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Posted 14 May 2007 - 03:21 PM

What?, I just think one should look descent before a prostate exam or as my old man pronounces it prostrate



get a haircut and then have your head examined too
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#16 TommyGavin

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Posted 14 May 2007 - 07:15 PM

get a haircut


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Posted 14 May 2007 - 07:21 PM

Tommy, Tommy, Tommy...whats a thread about dirty female bungholes without indisputable video evidence?

I don't believe pron 'pros' have pink starfishes.

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