SUXBNME 1,335 Posted July 14, 2008 So I get home from work today and am preparing myself for a nice cold shower. I usually have a cig in the shower, but I can't find my lighter. No problem, I've got some matches in my desk. Turn on the shower and strike a match...The focker goes out right away. :sigh: Grab 3 matches and strike them at the same time... 2 light right up and the third kind of fizzles and shoots itself away from the other 2. Where did it land, you ask? RIGHT ON THE HEAD OF MY CACK Yes, it made a nice blister Yes, it really focking hurts Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drizzay 645 Posted July 14, 2008 Something is not right about this tread, but I can't put my finger on it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thetxstang 0 Posted July 14, 2008 At least you didn't shoot your hand. That, to me, would be even less bright. The blister on your pencil will heal long before a gunshot wound would. See, I'm a glass-half-full kind a guy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BiPolarBear 476 Posted July 14, 2008 Smoking in the shower... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Doyle Redland 0 Posted July 14, 2008 So I get home from work today and am preparing myself for a nice cold shower.I usually have a cig in the shower, but I can't find my lighter. No problem, I've got some matches in my desk. Turn on the shower and strike a match...The focker goes out right away. :sigh: Grab 3 matches and strike them at the same time... 2 light right up and the third kind of fizzles and shoots itself away from the other 2. Where did it land, you ask? RIGHT ON THE HEAD OF MY CACK Yes, it made a nice blister Yes, it really focking hurts amazing odds! the head of a match landing on something as small as the tip of a pin. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cblue 0 Posted July 15, 2008 So I get home from work today and am preparing myself for a nice cold shower.I usually have a cig in the shower, but I can't find my lighter. No problem, I've got some matches in my desk. Turn on the shower and strike a match...The focker goes out right away. :sigh: Grab 3 matches and strike them at the same time... 2 light right up and the third kind of fizzles and shoots itself away from the other 2. Where did it land, you ask? RIGHT ON THE HEAD OF MY CACK Yes, it made a nice blister Yes, it really focking hurts There is something amusing about this thread, but I don't know what it is. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,335 Posted July 15, 2008 There is something amusing about this thread, but I don't know what it is. It is amusing 'cause I hurt my cack Also, having a burn blister on your pee tip is not a whole lotta fun. I don't recommend that any of you try this at home Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Me_2006 14 Posted July 15, 2008 Smoking in the shower... fixed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yer mom 2 Posted July 15, 2008 Holy crap thats funny, remind me to donkeypunch you Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
El Barton 8 Posted July 15, 2008 amazing odds! the head of a match landing on something as small as the tip of a pin. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
El Barton 8 Posted July 15, 2008 Why are you smoking cigars in the shower?! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
surferskin 30 Posted July 15, 2008 How can you thoroughly warsh with a lit cig in yer mouf? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IrishDrunk 0 Posted July 15, 2008 Luckily, your doublewide didn't burn down. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
