Secret Asian Man

They takey tag! They takey tag!

That reave Whare and Dorphin.

You eat Lice a lonie and you rike it or you end up like HH.

You onry expelience with Jusin Bieber body pirrow.

Oh no. Me now know how Fay Lay felt in King Kong.

Opps forgot to switch to TEK.

I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about during the draft. It would be Geek Board legacy, never to be duplicated again. LOL. But do your end of the draft thing. Fine. Also Vote for TEK for Douche of the Year.

Herro? Yes no army men. They no get paid. Just like ours! Good time invade Taiwan. You go now.

Rong glain sticky lice. It stick to ping pong ball you mom shoots at me.

I nominate Erevatol Killeh

Onry Toe.

Hey! That my shoe! You givey back!

He go to crinic. They do tests and say, "You no need. Body brock pubety own on. We no see before."

Rike you no here. It even say on sign, "Wecome to Frolda. General no here."

They come into my Takey Outey and I say. "Take older prease." But no give older. They read from what rook rike chirdlen book. Two boys go see what in woods. One bend oveh to pick up pinecone and hollable thing happen. I say, "You get out of here." They no get out till I thlow shoe.