Thornton Melon

Five Guys

I thought Baker Boy was Phurfer

If you like sauce on your steak, it belongs on your steak. If you don't like sauce on your steak, it doesn't belong on your steak.

Let's see....I'm one year closer to retirement, and my nest egg grew 17%. Yeah, I'm more satisfied.

Chicken?

I was thinking that, too

Wait, you mean Rambo's origins won't be as Joan Rambo, who eventually transitioned?

Geez, my sister applied for Italian citizenship 3 or 4 years ago. They told her it would be around 2029 when it's approved. I guess you gotta be a celebrity...

I never had the pleasure of dial-up internet. I only know those modem sounds from old commercials and videos. Broadband was available in my area when I first got internet in '99, and there was no way I was gonna use a house phone for that.

Heat - I would have Deniro kill Pacino

You've probably never been invited to a party in your life.

"Smooth Criminal" by Alien Ant Farm at #6??? I think that's a great cover. I never thought much about the original, but the cover made me actually like the song.

It was...I just watched the video. I forgot how bad it was

There was some hair metal band in the '80s that did a "Radar Love" cover. The girl in the video had a great ass.

Hawaii #2? I always think of fat Pacific Islanders when I think of Hawaii