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Hitler was a Christian

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The Nazis had flair, they made the Jews wear it...

 

 

seriously though...Hitler was doing his christian duties in trying to rid the world of non-christians, first target, the Jews...we are now doing the same thing, only our first target is the Muslims.....

 

 

I read that in the NewYorker....I dont believe it...so don't yell at me.

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You could make the argument that this is happening today with Bush and the coalition "of the willing"

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You could make the argument that this is happening today with Bush and the coalition "of the willing"

I could make the argument that you are an idiot

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I could make the argument that you are an idiot

 

I don't think you'd get much of an argument. :unsure:

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Wasn't there a song about it?

 

Hitler Christian oh the time has coooome...

And you know that you're the only one to say.....

Kill gays...

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Were most Germans Christian prior to WWII? :lol:

Yes.

 

Religion plays almost no part in the Nazi ideology. Persecution of Jews was more of an ethnic thing.

 

Given time, I think Hitler and the boys might have established a state church consistent with their belief in the 'Aryan race'. Perhaps this would have been an adaptation of Christianity.

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Wasn't there a song about it?

 

Hitler Christian oh the time has coooome...

And you know that you're the only one to say.....

Kill gays...

 

Close:

 

Jesus hitler

Adolf christ

Is this the second coming

Or the fourth reich?

 

His mother a nun raped by a nazi

Near the end of the second great war

Gave birth to a son who could change the future

For better or worse he’s not sure

I am what should never have been

The ultimate abomination

Have I returned to save the jews

Or to destroy them?

 

Hear thee my fellow nazolics

Come join the neotheofacists

Keep the race pure practice eugenics

And swear to the holy swazafix

 

I have returned

 

Reich und roll!

 

Hess to my left and peter on my right

Will it be war or peace

Totalitarian on his throne of blood

Commands both man and beast

A pair of souls trapped in the body of one

Both prisoners of reincarnation

Torn between good and evil

I have returned for salvae-elimination

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Given time, I think Hitler and the boys might have established a state church consistent with their belief in the 'Aryan race'. Perhaps this would have been an adaptation of Christianity.

 

I don't think Hitler had much time left. I understand he was in pretty bad shape by the end. He had parkinson's disease and was hooked on pain killer injections. I'm not sure how old he was when he shot himself.... late 60's or so? I doubt he would have lived much longer than 70.

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I don't think Hitler had much time left. I understand he was in pretty bad shape by the end. He had parkinson's disease and was hooked on pain killer injections.

I thought he was getting Parkinson's from the doses of meth he was getting ("vitamins") from his doctor for years.

 

True, he didn't have much time left. Just speaking hypothetically here.

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I don't think Hitler had much time left. I understand he was in pretty bad shape by the end. He had parkinson's disease and was hooked on pain killer injections. I'm not sure how old he was when he shot himself.... late 60's or so? I doubt he would have lived much longer than 70.

 

56 or 57

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Only 57? You sure? He looked a lot older than that.

 

I guess being responsible for the deaths of 40 million people between the Holacaust and WWII can do that to ya.

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Adolf Hitler (April 20, 1889 – April 30, 1945) was Chancellor of Germany from 1933 and Führer (Leader) of Germany from 1934 until his death.

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It would be really cool to have Adolph HItler at a party and talk him into smoking a big doobie.

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