Who is the most miserable SOB posting on the Geek Board?

[kutulu 1,545]

I gotta go with phillybear. I don't know what kinda anal abuse got inflicted on him to make him such a sourpuss, but damm lighten up brother.

[joneo 529]

You rang?

[TheNewGirl 1,031]

You rang?

 

[brinett9 0]

I don't know what kinda anal abuse got inflicted on him to make him such a sourpuss...

I know.

[joneo 529]

 

 

Hey doll.

[GettnHuge 1]

burt doesn't have to post

[phillybear 364]

Not one focking vote. My 15 minutes are over.

 

I guess I will just have to kill all 70,000 members of this site. When I am the only one left, I will win by default.

[paradoxical 1]

GFIAFP

[kutulu 1,545]

Not one focking vote. My 15 minutes are over.

 

I guess I will just have to kill all 70,000 members of this site. When I am the only one left, I will win by default.

 

who are you?

[phillybear 364]

who are you?

 

Someone who didn't get much of a chance to post pad today.

[kutulu 1,545]

Someone who didn't get much of a chance to post pad today.

 

That sucks dude.

[ArnieBragg 1]

Your mom

[TheNewGirl 1,031]

Not one focking vote. My 15 minutes are over.

 

I guess I will just have to kill all 70,000 members of this site. When I am the only one left, I will win by default.

 

70K members?

 

I thought there was only 5 of us?

[Giants Fan 85]

GFIAFP

 

I have a Jeep and a job I enjoy.

[phillybear 364]

70K members?

 

I thought there was only 5 of us?

 

Well, I sure as hell have my heart set on strangling more than 5 people. There better be more.

[CurlyNight 0]

How can Philly be miserable when he does what he loves?

[phillybear 364]

How can Philly be miserable when he does what he loves?

 

You might have a point. I do have a perverse enjoyment in being miserable.

 

I was thinking of trotting out a new pick up line at the bar this week:

 

"Hey, you wanna come home with me tonight. I have a woman tied down in the basement. I'll hold her down, and you can kick her in the head. Whadda ya say?"

[CurlyNight 0]

You might have a point. I do have a perverse enjoyment in being miserable.

 

I was thinking of trotting out a new pick up line at the bar this week:

 

"Hey, you wanna come home with me tonight. I have a woman tied down in the basement. I'll hold her down, and you can kick her in the head. Whadda ya say?"

What bar are you going to be at later this week?

[phillybear 364]

What bar are you going to be at later this week?

 

I am just going to get liquored up and wander the streets. Probably use my peenus like a divining rod looking for water. As soon as it dips in some direction, I will head into the nearest watering hole in that direction.

 

[Giants Fan 85]

Ahhh .... youth.

[EndGame 0]

I used to have that title. Things aren't so bad anymore, though.