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Oh no, I could....I just choose not to. And I wouldn't call it a "conquest"....just two people getting together to have a little fun on the "down low". I didn't start this thread and was actually quite surprised to see it on football site. I simply gave a honest response. If you or any one else chooses not to believe me, oh well!

 

Again, best of luck with what ever it is you do.....

Bitter much? I'm guessing you are a married guy who isn't getting much so any time you hear about someone else getting a little side action you get mad and attack the guy!

 

I wasn't trying to start a beef here so I don't know why you are attacking me just because I won't post pics of a woman I met on line for you to jerk off to!

 

 

:doublethumbsup: who cares :cry: who cares :cry: who cares :cry:

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Are you guys saying that you can find sexual things on the internet?

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Are you guys saying that you can find sexual things on the internet?

 

I didn't say that.

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bangmywife.com...seriously, it's something along those lines. There's also COMG.COM which stands for cvm on my glasses.

frostedfaces.com :o

 

honestly

:pointstosky:

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There's a MILF here at my work that I bang and get bj's whenever I want in a small room in the basement of my work, lol. Dead serious. She's hot, married, and has 3 kids. I gotta stop it but it's just so damn conveniant and fun! I think I am going to email her right now for some action. Damn you guys!

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There's a MILF here at my work that I bang and get bj's whenever I want in a small room in the basement of my work, lol. Dead serious. She's hot, married, and has 3 kids. I gotta stop it but it's just so damn conveniant and fun! I think I am going to email her right now for some action. Damn you guys!

 

Send me a pic or you are a liar! :pointstosky:

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Send me a pic or you are a liar! :P

 

lol, fock that. My luck is she's probably someone's wife on here. She's about 36, and I am 27. :pointstosky:

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lol, fock that. My luck is she's probably someone's wife on here. She's about 36, and I am 27. :banana:

 

I was joking! :lol: Did you see the guy in the thread that started attacking me because I wouldn't send him a pic of this girl I was banging a while back? Sounded like a repressed married type hoping I would send him a pic so he could jerk off to it!

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I was joking! :banana: Did you see the guy in the thread that started attacking me because I wouldn't send him a pic of this girl I was banging a while back? Sounded like a repressed married type hoping I would send him a pic so he could jerk off to it!

I attacked you? Because you claimed you took some pic of a skank you were banging but didn't want to post them to "protect" her. Better get some thicker skin if you wanna stay on this boards.

 

HTH!

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I attacked you? Because you claimed you took some pic of a skank you were banging but didn't want to post them to "protect" her. Better get some thicker skin if you wanna stay on this boards.

 

HTH!

 

Where did I say I "took a pic"? I said we exchanged several pics, which I still have. I'm not going to risk two marriages just so I can prove something to you (not that a pic would prove anything anyway, it could just be a fake). I am protecting myself as much as protecting her!

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frostedfaces.com :ninja:

:banana:

 

Money shots to the face have slowly become my favorite genre of porn.

 

Another decent one....meatholes.com

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Uh, mine and hers......are the gears clicking now?

 

Just saying, I think you risked it once you slipped the noodle to someone other than your wife. Gears clicking now?

 

:banana: :ninja: :banana:

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Just saying, I think you risked it once you slipped the noodle to someone other than your wife. Gears clicking now? :banana: :ninja: :banana:

 

As long as you are careful, it's not that risky! The interent is by far the best tool to get a little side action, followed closely by the throw away cell phone......

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Money shots to the face have slowly become my favorite genre of porn.

Agree. I almost get turned off by ones that only want it on their titt|es. :banana:

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Agree. I almost get turned off by ones that only want it on their titt|es. :banana:

 

LOL! Yeah, it's pretty bad when you stand up all pissed off with "BOOOOOOOOOO!!! YOU GOT NO GAME YOU FOCKING AMATURE!"

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Technically a MILF story, although she was only 22.

 

Not long out of college I was at a club and met a cute girl. Danced a little then took a break. She proceeded to tell me:

- She had a 5 yr old.

- She divorced her husband for molesting said child.

- She was not having sex again until she remarried.

- She had been seeing some guy for a few years, never slept together.

:dunno:

Anyway I was having fun dancing, and figured wtf I won't get any tonight but at least I'll have some fun.

 

She was there with a frined, who hooked up with another guy. At the end of the evening the 4 of us walked out. Her frined announced she was leaving with her guy. I literally had my hand out to shake and say goodnight, when she said, "we said we weren't going to leave with anyone. Do you want to come over to my place?"

:lol:

So we get there, fock a couple of times. I was golfing early in the morning so didn't sleep there. But I did tell her I was not sure if I wanted a relationship with somebody with a child; an honest "not sure," I needed to think on it, but I did really like her. She took my number and didn't give me hers.

 

A week later, I saw her at the same place. She gave me a look that would melt glass and stormed out. I followed her out and said wtf? She responded that I "took advantage of her." I pointed out that SHE asked me to walk her out, SHE asked me to her place, and SHE initiated the sex. Obviously she was just pissed at herself.

 

Needless to say she never called. :banana:

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Technically a MILF story, although she was only 22.

 

Not long out of college I was at a club and met a cute girl. Danced a little then took a break. She proceeded to tell me:

- She had a 5 yr old.

- She divorced her husband for molesting said child.

- She was not having sex again until she remarried.

- She had been seeing some guy for a few years, never slept together.

:blink:

Anyway I was having fun dancing, and figured wtf I won't get any tonight but at least I'll have some fun.

 

She was there with a frined, who hooked up with another guy. At the end of the evening the 4 of us walked out. Her frined announced she was leaving with her guy. I literally had my hand out to shake and say goodnight, when she said, "we said we weren't going to leave with anyone. Do you want to come over to my place?"

:blink:

So we get there, fock a couple of times. I was golfing early in the morning so didn't sleep there. But I did tell her I was not sure if I wanted a relationship with somebody with a child; an honest "not sure," I needed to think on it, but I did really like her. She took my number and didn't give me hers.

 

A week later, I saw her at the same place. She gave me a look that would melt glass and stormed out. I followed her out and said wtf? She responded that I "took advantage of her." I pointed out that SHE asked me to walk her out, SHE asked me to her place, and SHE initiated the sex. Obviously she was just pissed at herself.

 

Needless to say she never called. :lol:

 

Damn, sounds like that chick had some serious issues. Best to hit and run with that type!

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She responded that I "took advantage of her." I pointed out that SHE asked me to walk her out, SHE asked me to her place, and SHE initiated the sex. Obviously she was just pissed at herself.

Imagine a chick like this having a child at age 17.

 

It's hard to believe. :blink:

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Imagine a chick like this having a child at age 17.

 

It's hard to believe. :blink:

Or that she was out at a club hooking up with a random guy while her kid was at her mom's.

 

Poor kid. :blink:

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Gotta bump the MILF thread to counteract all of the "showering with men" and "stealing panties" stuff.....MILFs are much more fun!

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Gotta bump the MILF thread to counteract all of the "showering with men" and "stealing panties" stuff.....MILFs are much more fun!

 

:thumbsup: shut up :mad: shut up :lol: shut up :banana:

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:thumbsup: shut up :mad: shut up :lol: shut up :banana:

 

What is your problem? Based on your obsession with Phallic symbols, perhaps you perfer discussing showering with men instead of hooking up with MILFs!

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What is your problem? Based on your obsession with Phallic symbols, perhaps you perfer discussing showering with men instead of hooking up with MILFs!

 

:rolleyes: eat a bug :lol: eat a bug :banana: eat a bug :banana:

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