When pooping at work, do you take reading material?

[D'ohmer Simpson 0]

I go into the bathroom to take a leak and the guy in the last stall sounds like he is going through a flip chart. I'm thinking wtf?

 

Unless I'm really hungover I never linger on the bowl at work. I do my thing and get out.

[George Carlin 1]

I play Tiger Woods 06 on my cell phone.

[dolfan06 1]

Reading, almost always work-related. That's good billable time.

[KSB2424 3,148]

The "Daily Quickie" always gets me through my morning glory

[davebg 0]

Unless I'm really hungover I never linger on the bowl at work. I do my thing and get out.

If the Wi-Fi in my office reached the sh|tter I'd set up a permanent office in there.

 

Although, I'd probably run afoul of some handicapped-rights group, as I'd take over the large stall for meetings.

[brinett9 0]

I only take my Norden bombsight.

[Isotopes 1]

I usually just bring a sandwich and a coke

[D'ohmer Simpson 0]

If the Wi-Fi in my office reached the sh|tter I'd set up a permanent office in there.

 

Although, I'd probably run afoul of some handicapped-rights group, as I'd take over the large stall for meetings.

The handicap stall is nice. Wider door that swings outward, instead of in (practically have to stand on the seat to open the door on the others ), higher bowl height, plenty of ground room to spread out your charts, printer, sammichs, etc.

[phillybear 366]

Simulating the practice of gazing at clouds and trying to decifer shapes, I smear feces on the bathroom stall walls, and let my imagination run wild.

[Jeremy 0]

There's some Readers Digest in one of the bathrooms that somebody brought in. I'll read that sometimes.

[redtodd 7]

I like to read Peter King or Bill Simmons while on the dumper.

[D'ohmer Simpson 0]

I like to read Peter King or Bill Simmons while on the dumper.

Steven A. Smith is apropos to crap(ing).

[Jeff Garcia 8]

I was at a local chinese food restaurant the other day, I got some MSG and had to go. So I went into the bathroom and there were 2 toilets 3 feet from each other, with no wall in between. I was like . Who would leave the door unlocked and let someone else come in to poop next to them in full view?

[Electric Mayhem 35]

I have been known to nap, read and take photos of myself while in a stall.

[D'ohmer Simpson 0]

I was at a local chinese food restaurant the other day, I got some MSG and had to go. So I went into the bathroom and there were 2 toilets 3 feet from each other, with no wall in between. I was like .

You sure one wasn't a bidet?

[jackie sherrill 0]

I play Tiger Woods 06 on my cell phone.

 

 

 

I play Texas Hold Em on my phone when I'm on the work shitter.

 

A little too obvious for me if I go in carrying a magazine, however around FF draft time, I will print out some cheat sheets, fold them up, put them in my pocket, and go spend 45 minutes in there adjusting my rankings. I also last year in our FFToday pickem league, I would take the games and odds in there and make my picks. About four weeks into it, I wished I would have called my team "Picks from the Shitter". It must have worked though, in case anybody forgot, I was the FFToday champ!

[Ravens 03 0]

.... however around FF draft time, I will print out some cheat sheets, fold them up, put them in my pocket, and go spend 45 minutes in there adjusting my rankings.

 

Done this.

[doughboys_2002 11]

I don't smoke so I use my bathroom time as my break, I do some reading, napping, relaxing!

 

I do however like the handicap stalls, they have those bars incase you need something to hold onto when it's one of those big ones, or painful ones, or even when you rub a really good one out!

[pt_mck 7]

I have a palm pilot. And I have an Avantgo acount so I can download newspaper articles .The palm pilot can be easily be carried without notice. For extended visits I have a chess game and poker game on my palm pilot.

[TommyGavin 790]

I play with Tigers Wood.

 

fixored

 

 

I aint the only one here that reads, its become tradition to bring in your old magazines, leave your newspapers etc.

 

sometimes a group of us are playing a multiplayer PSP game and I run to the sh1tter and while still connected/playing !

[heavy-set 39]

where i work there are porn mags in the shittter

[ellisonb11 0]

i cant concentrate on reading something usually...but i guess i could settle for sports