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I have never seen a child tell on himself as much as my son before. For instance, he's in 2nd grade and each day they get colors associated with how good they were in school that day. Green = great Yellow = one warning, Blue = 2 warnings and Purple = 3 warnings and recess taken away Pink = parents called.

 

My son gets home from school today and immediately tells me he got a blue mark in school today and why... How can you be upset at a kid like that??? :(

 

Also, he's never afraid to tell on anyone else either. When grandpa came over with his gun to kill that dambed raccoon, he made a comment that be better not fire it cuz Jordan will prolly tell.... :( And he would..... :P

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So your kid is a tattletale. Great. Wait til he starts telling on other kids and they kick his A$$. Oh, and pink is a nice color to indoctrinate him to the gay side :(

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So your kid is a tattletale. Great. Wait til he starts telling on other kids and they kick his A$$. Oh, and pink is a nice color to indoctrinate him to the gay side :(

:P He's not a tattletale. Won't go and tell on other kids unless he's asked to tell the truth. He doesn't offer up the info in those cases, but won't like when asked thank you very much!

 

:(

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Good for him :D

Never lie when asked a honest question :blink:

 

 

 

 

Unless you stand to gain from it :ninja:

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This is the kind of kid who gets to hump the hot teacher and then tells the cops about it. :blink:

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This is the kind of kid who gets to hump the hot teacher and then tells the cops about it. :blink:

 

 

that never happens to the rest of us :ninja:

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What if one humped their mom and she just happened to be a teacher?

 

 

Just asking.. :blink:

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ya know, as focked up as kids are nowadays...at least we don't see stories

about some kid doing the bus driver or lunchlady. :cry:

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ya know, as focked up as kids are nowadays...at least we don't see stories

about some kid doing the bus driver or lunchlady. :cry:

 

No, you see them openly kissing members of the same sex in high school...

My neighbors daughters tell me this crap..

If your gonna be ghey, (at that age) keep it to yourself untill we have a more open society.

Unless it is 2 girls, of course :wub:

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oh yeah, years ago when my kid was in 2nd or 3rd grade he told the teacher that part of his chores for his allowance was to get me beers outta the fridge !!!

 

I got a call from social services :cry:

 

real funny let me tell ya :wub:

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Wait until he actually starts smoking crack. The fun will never stop.

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No, you see them openly kissing members of the same sex in high school...

My neighbors daughters tell me this crap..

If your gonna be ghey, (at that age) keep it to yourself untill we have a more open society.

Unless it is 2 girls, of course :cry:

 

of course

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:( He's not a tattletale. Won't go and tell on other kids unless he's asked to tell the truth. He doesn't offer up the info in those cases, but won't like when asked thank you very much!

 

:cry:

 

So he will tattle on family members but not other kids? :blink:

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SWIAFP :cry:

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Wait till he brings the rifle into school, then we'll see how cute he seems.

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oh yeah, years ago when my kid was in 2nd or 3rd grade he told the teacher that part of his chores for his allowance was to get me beers outta the fridge !!!

 

I got a call from social services :wall:

 

real funny let me tell ya :wall:

:banana:

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Just wait until he starts arriving at school before 7 AM and staying until after 11 PM

writing notes and letters and messages to all his imaginary friends. Then writing back to himself pretending to be those imaginary friends. :banana:

 

You'll be so proud!

 

And when he gets older, maybe you'll catch him trying to give himself a BJ.

 

Then you'll really be busting out all over.

 

 

Oh, and *REPORTED*

to save you all the trouble.

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oh yeah, years ago when my kid was in 2nd or 3rd grade he told the teacher that part of his chores for his allowance was to get me beers outta the fridge !!!

 

I got a call from social services :thumbsup:

 

real funny let me tell ya :shocking:

 

B)

Social Services sucksass. They should all die.

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If someone is caught snitching on themselves, does this require them to kick their own ass?

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