Q.Lazzarus 0 Posted June 27, 2006 Ever have that bunghole itch, that just begs to be scratched? Sometimes I just cave in, and stick my fingers in there and scratch it real good. Through my underwear of course. It is so satisfying when you're finished scratching it. You get the added bonus of a little stink finger as well. We've all done it, don't even act like you haven't. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toro 1 Posted June 27, 2006 Ever have that bunghole itch, that just begs to be scratched? Sometimes I just cave in, and stick my fingers in there and scratch it real good. Through my underwear of course. It is so satisfying when you're finished scratching it. You get the added bonus of a little stink finger as well. We've all done it, don't even act like you haven't. I usually wipe my ass after I drop the deuce. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Q.Lazzarus 0 Posted June 27, 2006 I usually wipe my ass after I drop the deuce. Toro, don't front. You know that you have scratched it before. Don't lie. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
heavy-set 39 Posted June 27, 2006 i scratch even without an itch. i will go into the bathroom at work and create a stink finger, just becasue i can. hmmmmmmmm stink finger Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
phillybear 365 Posted June 27, 2006 I take my pants off, and drag my ass across the carpet. If it's really itchy, I use the sidewalk. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Q.Lazzarus 0 Posted June 27, 2006 I take my pants off, and drag my ass across the carpet. If it's really itchy, I use the sidewalk. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blue98 0 Posted June 27, 2006 Shag rug or berber ??????? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
heavy-set 39 Posted June 27, 2006 know wonder why he is so furious, he has stains all over his carpet Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,655 Posted June 27, 2006 Get your man-lover to use ribbed condoms. THAT ought to scratch yer itch... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toro 1 Posted June 27, 2006 Toro, don't front. You know that you have scratched it before. Don't lie. NEVAH!!!!!! I always hate it when it hits you in the grocery store and it's crowded and just when you think you have 2 seconds to reach back and give it a good scratch and then all of the sudden a fine ass woman walks around the corner and you have to act like you are trying to grab your wallet for some reason. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Q.Lazzarus 0 Posted June 27, 2006 NEVAH!!!!!! I always hate it when it hits you in the grocery store and it's crowded and just when you think you have 2 seconds to reach back and give it a good scratch and then all of the sudden a fine ass woman walks around the corner and you have to act like you are trying to grab your wallet for some reason. There you go. That's what I'm talkin' about. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dcOne 2 Posted June 27, 2006 Would you rather Shag shaq or rothlisberber ??????? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nomad99 440 Posted June 27, 2006 Hemmoroids?? No.....Klingons Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TommyGavin 790 Posted June 28, 2006 some call it anal leakage, I call it post anal drip Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lionsjunkie 1 Posted June 29, 2006 I take my pants off, and drag my ass across the carpet. If it's really itchy, I use the sidewalk. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted June 29, 2006 Hemmoroids?? That is what I was thinking. Although there is another possibility. Ascaris. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,346 Posted June 29, 2006 That is what I was thinking. Although there is another possibility. Ascaris. Jock itch? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
