porkbutt 893 Posted July 11, 2006 focking poker. all the lingo and tools playing now. i heard my friend's little sister say "bad beat" the other day...i almost threw up. got yelled at for "string betting" with my buddies last game. who cares? everyone's a pro now. it's on six channels a night. same freakin' dudes...that closet homo negranew, tool-of-the century helmooth, punk a$$ ivy, etc. i don't care what you got "on the turn" or "on the river". i don't care about your "suited 8-9 pre-flop". i certainly don't care if you "limp" in with your "big slick". so take my "string bet" and stick it up your a$$. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bob_probert_2000 1 Posted July 11, 2006 focking donk. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,676 Posted July 11, 2006 Can size of friend's little sister? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 6,790 Posted July 11, 2006 I was hoping that this would be another thread about an opponent going all in with 7-2 offsuit against the posters bullets only to have the opponent catch trips deuces on the flop. Imagine my disappointment. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bob_probert_2000 1 Posted July 11, 2006 I was hoping that this would be another thread about an opponent going all in with 7-2 offsuit against the posters bullets only to have the opponent catch trips deuces on the flop. Imagine my disappointment. fishstick. ><(((0)))'> Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porkbutt 893 Posted July 11, 2006 I was hoping that this would be another thread about an opponent going all in with 7-2 offsuit against the posters bullets only to have the opponent catch trips deuces on the flop. Imagine my disappointment. take it to the 'i'm a big internet holdem pro fancy-talking series of poker stars' board. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
parrot 789 Posted July 11, 2006 I'm sick of yambags who think I care what they're sick of. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ignignokt 0 Posted July 11, 2006 focking poker. all the lingo and tools playing now. i heard my friend's little sister say "bad beat" the other day...i almost threw up. got yelled at for "string betting" with my buddies last game. who cares? everyone's a pro now. it's on six channels a night. same freakin' dudes...that closet homo negranew, tool-of-the century helmooth, punk a$$ ivy, etc. So Daniel Negreanu doesn't want you. Don't be so hard on yourself. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wilzone's Pearl Necklace 0 Posted July 11, 2006 "you know what i'm sick of?" Razor burns on your dyck? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porkbutt 893 Posted July 11, 2006 I'm sick of yambags who think I care what they're sick of. who do you think i think i am? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Electric Mayhem 35 Posted July 11, 2006 Big Slick just called me. It's sick of you too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ArnieBragg 1 Posted July 11, 2006 How do you feel about Big Chick? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porkbutt 893 Posted July 11, 2006 Big Slick just called me. is that one of your transformer friends? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Electric Mayhem 35 Posted July 11, 2006 is that one of your transformer friends? No, no. That's Thundercracker. You were waaaaaay off. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porkbutt 893 Posted July 11, 2006 How do you feel about Big Chick? your mom's okay. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VikesNation 0 Posted July 11, 2006 This thread really grinds my gears. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Woble Eth 11 Posted July 11, 2006 The missus is ragging because you lost the rent money, eh? Been there. Never limp in with big slick. HTH Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
heavy-set 39 Posted July 11, 2006 focking poker. all the lingo and tools playing now. i heard my friend's little sister say "bad beat" the other she sounds like a real donkey Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toro 1 Posted July 11, 2006 what is string betting? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Blue 06 195 Posted July 11, 2006 What I don't get is this... If you're so sick of poker, why do you play? Obviously you were playing the other day if your friends got on you for string betting. Why would you be playing if you're sick of poker, the lingo, bad beats, etc.? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
redtodd 7 Posted July 11, 2006 Don't try cheating with a string bet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porkbutt 893 Posted July 12, 2006 What I don't get is this... If you're so sick of poker, why do you play? Obviously you were playing the other day if your friends got on you for string betting. Why would you be playing if you're sick of poker, the lingo, bad beats, etc.? duckets. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
