titan20 0 Posted September 12, 2006 Ronnie U.P.S. Mr. Brown kudos to whoever said Aaron Retard Brooks Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boz/BoFan 0 Posted September 12, 2006 Larry "Hairy" Johsnon...? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Killfish 0 Posted September 12, 2006 Robert Gallery = The Matador That's the best so far. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
T-Bag 0 Posted September 12, 2006 My original: Kris "I'll take the roast duck with the" Mangum "salsa" I immediately thought of AJ Hawk when I read this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
big dog 0 Posted September 12, 2006 Reggie "a bird in the hand is worth two in the" Bush Reggie Bush "wacker" Reggie "No, I'm not George" Bush Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fantasytool 0 Posted September 12, 2006 One of my buddies went to Vegas with a bunch of his friends over the summer. One of them went to Notre Dame and is still good friends with Julius Jones, and it happened that Julius Jones was also in Vegas. So, they all partied with Julius. Well, my buddy says that all of Julius Jones' friends call him "The Plow King" because of the copious amount of cocaine that he snorts. He says that he saw The Plow King doing the biggest lines he has ever seen. So I cant help but think of "The Plow King" every time I see Julius Jones. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StayFlyTilAddai 0 Posted September 12, 2006 Ever since the Packers didn't cut him - Robert Fergusuck How about Robert "Turd" Ferguson Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fantasytool 0 Posted September 12, 2006 Aaron "Retard" Brooks That is an insult to all the retards out there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Erb047 0 Posted September 13, 2006 How about Robert "Turd" Ferguson D'Brickashaw "Turd" Ferguson would get so much more airplay. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Counterfit 0 Posted September 13, 2006 JP Losman the 12 million peso man Robot Chicken Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Erb047 0 Posted September 13, 2006 Charles "Im only 25 but my body takes hits like Fred" Rogers Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DanXIII 8 Posted September 13, 2006 Brett "He was wide open but they picked it off because I threw it too" Favre Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Headslap75 0 Posted September 13, 2006 Mike "All you Geeks at FFtoday can Bite me"Shanahan Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ffdomino 0 Posted September 13, 2006 Vince "Woderlic" Young Joey "VIP Parking" Poter Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,580 Posted September 13, 2006 Vince "Woderlic" Young Joey "VIP Parking" Poter Wonderlic Tom "retarded" Jackson Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nicewolf64 0 Posted September 13, 2006 Mike "fantasy what" Shanihan Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ritchings 0 Posted September 13, 2006 Joe Little Big Horn Chamber of Farts Old = Plexiglass Michael Turner the Burner Terry Glenn = She Clock Kill'n Corey Dillon Janikowski = Seabass I'm out! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
g5jamz 0 Posted September 13, 2006 Jake "oh give me a" Delhomme DeAngelo *cue gregorian chant* Williams Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hoytdwow 202 Posted September 13, 2006 Ben RoadKillBurger Roadkill Roethlisberger Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hines86rules 0 Posted September 13, 2006 Hines "psycho" Ward Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dbergan 0 Posted September 13, 2006 Dieon "Assisstant" Branch "Manager You mean: Dieon Assistant to the Branch Manager Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ricanrockers 39 Posted September 13, 2006 Joey "AWOL" Galloway Joey "MIA" Galloway Joey "Not Present" Galloway Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mikevan1818 0 Posted September 13, 2006 Because of his college dorm dayz activities..... Najeh "Dump"enport Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nikethemutt 0 Posted September 13, 2006 Aaron "Bleep Bleep Bleepity Bleep Bleeping Bleep " Brooks Oh yeah, I forgot: Troy "The Flyin' Hawaiian" Polamalu Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nikethemutt 0 Posted September 13, 2006 Trent "I'm Batman" Green Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tony hardware 0 Posted September 13, 2006 Trent "I'm Batman" Green I heard that even if Trent Green comes back, he is suspended one game for a traffic violation. He was pulled over on Tuesday for driving too slow in the fast lane. The police report said he was "rubbernecking." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toothless Grin 0 Posted September 13, 2006 Troy "Clifford Franklin" Williamson Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keyser Sose 0 Posted September 13, 2006 This is the 3rd year in a row I've had Chambers...and when he scores I yell. Touchdown Chris "Purple Power" Chambers....the boys laugh. wow, it seems your boys are purveyors of comedy genius Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RamslovaMartzhata 3 Posted September 13, 2006 Because of his college dorm dayz activities..... Najeh "Dump"enport He's been Davenpoop here for years I know these are supposed to be funny/made-up, but I really like "Lights out" for Merriman. It's cheesy, but that kid is the real deal. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Parja 0 Posted September 13, 2006 "Lord" Samkon "Texans Starting RB" Gado Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ffdomino 0 Posted September 13, 2006 "Lord" Samkon "Texans Starting RB" Gado Vernand "Next in Line to Get Killed Behind a Horrible O-Line" Morency Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
plasma george 62 Posted September 13, 2006 wow, it seems your boys are purveyors of comedy genius "Laugh" is a bit strong, cause I say it all the time, I should have said chuckle or smirk. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First and Long 0 Posted September 13, 2006 "Laugh" is a bit strong, cause I say it all the time, I should have said chuckle or smirk. Or possibly mock or ridicule? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FFOpie 0 Posted September 14, 2006 Dunno how you couldn't have heard it by now but... Ben Toothlessberger and one I haven't heard Burnin' Vernon Davis Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chiefs04 0 Posted September 14, 2006 Edgerrin "my god what have i done" James Its coming LaDanian Touchdownlinson Warrick "im still not" Dunn Carson "Hairy" Palmer Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thenewlibrahi2 0 Posted September 14, 2006 Trent "I'm Batman" Green wow, that's funny. i love that commercial. also the "great googaly moogaly" one. nice job, but who are the chefs? those were some great commercials. p.s., while i hate brooks and think he is awful, retard isn't the word to use. think about how fortunate you are in life to have what you have and don't knock others who aren't as fortunate by using that word. just a thought. peace out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Henwah 1 Posted September 16, 2006 He's been Davenpoop here for years I know these are supposed to be funny/made-up, but I really like "Lights out" for Merriman. It's cheesy, but that kid is the real deal. Davenpoop...Still makes me giggle like a 5 year old hearing a fart. In the same vein... Najeh Davenporto'potty. Or as I think I saw in a ff mag. this year, "Wee Willy McPlop." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Parja 0 Posted September 16, 2006 p.s., while i hate brooks and think he is awful, retard isn't the word to use. No, really, the guy is obviously mentally challenged. think about how fortunate you are in life to have what you have and don't knock others who aren't as fortunate by using that word. I think you came to the wrong place. I think this site is more up your alley...http://abc.go.com/daytime/theview/ just a thought. Next time, maybe just keep it that way. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lguero1 4 Posted September 16, 2006 can the guys who are ripping into a man who says chris "purple power" chambers just to get his kids to chuckle be called retards? plasma george, do not give these idiots the time of day or any type of response. i work with special ed lifeskill unit students everyday and i think they would be better qualified to QB the oakland raiders over brooks. jay feely, woooh woooh wooooh feely. (You know you had to sing it.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ffdomino 0 Posted September 16, 2006 Daunte "Cruise Director" Culpepper Moe "Gopher" Williams Fred "Captain" Smooting ...so last year Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
